Grandpaw Kills Leopard w/ Hands

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  1. Daveway macrumors 68040

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
    Reminds me of a kungfu movie ripping out hearts.
     
  2. stridey macrumors 65816

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    ....Wow... Just... wow. I'm impressed that ripping out its tongue actually killed it.
     
  3. Daveway thread starter macrumors 68040

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    Apparently it bled to death.
     
  4. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    impressive, got to give that guy props....

    but what does this show about apples next os? hmmm :p
     
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    I shuddered when I tried to imagine the noise that aminal made as he pulled its tongue out. Ugh :(
     
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    damn, i wouldn't want to mess with that old man. :D
     
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    Probably about the same noises the guy would have made if the cat had eaten him alive. Cats are horrible torturers when it comes to their prey.
     
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    "Don't mess with me boy... I'll rip you're tongue out!" :eek:
     
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    I'm surprised the leopard didn't bite his hand off when it's in his mouth.
     
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    Hehehe,

    Yeah I would not want to mess with this guy.
     
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    Holy crap. I don't understand how he would be able to put his hand into its mouth without it being bitten off.
     
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    What an awesome grandpappy!


    Oh, and Daveway, nice pun w/the subject line!
     
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    That's a strange way to kill it... he should have used the machette. Maybe it was too blunt.
     
  14. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    apparenly it couldn't because it tried to.
     
  15. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    try closing your mouth with someone's arm shoved in it up to the wrist.
    or too civil, who wants to kill the thing when u can rip out it's tongue (sarcasm).

    sad occurence (i'm an animal lover) but survival of the fittest, plus it wouldn't have been any better if it had succeeded in it's kill, but that's just a pretty vicious way to kill something (death by tongue removal).
     
  16. monkeydo_jb macrumors 6502

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    The article said his neighbor finished it off with a machette.
     
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    Yes what this article doesn't say is that that was actually Apple's up coming operating system, and it was making a run for his cow, the man, a Microsoft employee wouldn't have any of this so he ripped the Leopard's tongue out.
     
  19. Lyle macrumors 68000

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    I would have been ever so more impressed if he'd come up with some variation on "Cat Got Your Tongue?" ;)
     
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    This reminds of a story I heard long ago of a British explorer in Africa.
    He was attacked by a leopard and in the ensuing fight he balled his fist and shoved it down the animals throat strangling it.
     
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    Just goes to show you gotta listen to your inner voice.

    Mine is telling me to have another beer.
     
  23. LethalWolfe macrumors G3

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    Machette's are hacking tools and w/a quick, powerful big cat right on top of you you have no time or room to hack.


    Lethal
     
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    Good thing he listened to that voice.

    Still, I think that he should have been able to take a good whack or two at the leopard.
     
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    This was certainly an inspirational news story. I took it to heart...

    There was a housefly buzzing around the house today. Instead of getting the flyswatter, I took on the beast barehanded. I caught it with a pair of chopsticks, reached in its mouth, grabbed it by the tongue, swung it around my head, and tossed it over the fence into the neighbor's yard. It can buzz around their houses for a change! Now I'll go beat my chest and pump my fist in the air.
     

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