Groom all of your body.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by imacintel, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. killmoms macrumors 68040

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    In case you missed all the clever innuendo, they're talking about your junk. ;)

    And by "your junk" I mean "your penis." :D

    P.S.: This is old.
     
  2. rdowns Suspended

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    We've had a number of threads on this.

    Nothing wrong with a little manscaping.
     
  3. w00tmaster macrumors regular

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    But to quote Dave Attell "Guys, if you are going to shave your ****s, you better shave your whole body. Nothing looks weirder than a hairy gut, hairy legs, nothing in between."
     
  4. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    True that. :)
     
  5. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    I had a recurring dream where I got pushed into a vat of that cream which evaporates body hair (Veet cream maybe). I think that would be better.
     
  6. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    If that thing can do it in under a minute, I'll take two
     
  7. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Hmmmm......food for thought. I always wondered about that myself.


    I trim sometimes. I even started a thread on it.
     
  8. angelneo macrumors 68000

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    Dream or nightmare? :p
     
  9. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Too true. As a lady I'd have to walk away from that one.
     
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    A true lady would run. :p
     
  14. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    A truly dirty girl would stare at that area and wonder why it looks so different from all the other guys she has.....um.....
     
  15. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    If you're shaving the last turkey in the shop I guess you have to keep at it to avoid the itchy stage. As it is, I'm sick of shaving my face so I don't want to have to shave other places as well. With one exception - I wish there was a shaver for eyebrows. Mine are going wild.
     
  16. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Erm...there are. ;) Actually what works really well as a start is to trim eyebrows instead of shaving them. Get a small pair of scissors, and then run your fingers across your eyebrow to kick up the long / uneven length hairs, and then trim them to the edge of the overall brow. It's pretty easy to do.
     
  17. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    Actually that's what I do. I notice some of the hairs are really thick - presumably from being cut. I sometimes pluck them :eek: but that's bloody painful.
     
  18. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Bloody right! :eek: I do admit to running around the edges with a razor, but it's somewhat challenging to do. I've never bought one of those little electric shavers that's specifically for things like eyebrows... :eek:
     
  19. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    Oh, the things you learn here on MR...
     
  20. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    Just you wait till we get to straight-perming pubes ;)
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    You're a man, right? AmIRite!?

    I have never looked at my own eyebrows directly, so I have no idea whether the hairs are long or not. I don't even know why you'd worry unless the hairs were dangling near your nose and affecting your breathing.
     
  22. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Hehehe, yes. But I have nice eyebrows! ;)
     

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