Owning a Mac is a great privilege, and its a fandom where newbies, pros, afficionados and apple know-it-alls can marvel at Apple computer in an equal plane. But how does a newbie try to upgrade the status to a Mac know-it-all (our favourite learned friend)? Do we drabble on a little applescript? Or spend hours maulling over Pro application books? Enrol at a graphics design course? Rain hell and flame PC-loyalists? Scour gold mines like this site and do mac-only tricks? Work for apple?