Happy New Year from Rev. Pat Robertson!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by IJ Reilly, Jan 5, 2005.

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    For 2005, God told Rev. Pat the stock market will soar, George Bush will get everything he wants, Muslims will convert en masse to Christianity, and God will smite the unholy members of the Supreme Court.

    http://mediamatters.org/static/video/700-200501040010.mov

    Remember, it's all straight from God's lips to Pat's ear!
     
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    I'm amazed that god takes such a close interest. If I were s/he or it, I'd spend my time more constructively.
     
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    In who, Pat Robertson? Theological questions aside, if I were God, I do believe I'd attempt to communicate with somebody who was possessed of at least some of their mental faculties. Maybe God really does move in mysterious ways...
     
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    God spoke to the idiot nutcase Pat??? :confused:

    Funny as god does not exist.
     
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    And when Muslims claim that Christianity is a religion of hatred and war that's out to get them they will quote Robertson as proof.
     
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    I wonder what mix of prescriptions he favors.
     
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    Isn't it sacrilegious to claim that God has spoken through you? Bush seems to insinuate God speaks to him as well. In the old days, they would have been burned at the stake for making such claims.

    Nowadays, we just call that delusional schizophrenia.
     
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    And elect them to positions of ultimate authority. :mad:
     
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    I'm not sure if I should laugh at that... or cry.

    I vote cry. It would be funny if it wasn't true.
     

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