Hasselhoff claims he had hand in Berlin Wall falling

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  1. Pseudonym macrumors regular

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    Didn't he also end apartheid and world hunger:rolleyes: I don't know, get yourself a talking car and suddenly you solve the world's problems:)

    I was amused by the first "related story" on the bottom;)
     
  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Oh, waiter! Reality Check, please! :D

    Sad, sad, sad.....

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  3. iGav thread starter macrumors G3

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    I just went back to check that link... :p :p :p I don't know what those fans are monaing about... he's a big enough cock as it is... :eek: :eek: :p

    as for Hasselhoff.... imagine, spending your entire career being first, totally out acted by a Trans-Am and then by umpteen pairs of silicon enhanced breasts... :eek: :p :p
     
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  5. kettle macrumors 65816

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    Snooker loopy nuts are we!

    Nothing like an evening of Ike on the James Whale Show, I think Michael Knight has a much less interesting problem than the once self proclaimed son of the god head.

    I'm sure if we asked nicely Chas and Dave would add another verse to recognise Mr Ike's Contribution to entertainment. The Hairy Fairy on the other hand can an most probably will force his own self promoting form of pop drivel upon us.:p
     
  6. pinto32 macrumors 6502

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    Apperantly Dave thinks that he is the "real" Bill Brasky.....
     
  7. FoxyKaye macrumors 68000

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    Wait, wait, wait...

    Didn't he also invent the Internet too?

    Wow, what an incredible man. And I thought it couldn't get any better after Knight Rider 2000.

    :rolleyes:
     
  8. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Yes, I agree his last concert at the Berlin wall could have started a chain reaction that led to it's eventual fall.
     
  9. Gymnut macrumors 68000

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    What, did he drive Kit through the Berlin Wall, and that's his contribution? ;)
     
  10. Chip NoVaMac macrumors G3

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    And maybe he helped the Administration in the hunt for WMD in Iraq....

    (this is meant as a joke)
     
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  12. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    meh, that Hasselhoff, of course he had nothing to do with it....it's plain to see it was all my doing ;) :D :eek:
     
  13. iGav thread starter macrumors G3

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    :p :p :p classic
     
  14. kettle macrumors 65816

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    Just so we don't forget how popular he is in Germany.

    about time he did an album of Scorpions covers.:)
     
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  16. kettle macrumors 65816

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    apparently, this was how he looked for the german market. Kit was a black seven series with a german accent.:p
     
  17. Gymnut macrumors 68000

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    Ah, didn't know that. Was always an avid watcher of Nightrider. My first thought was that you photoshop'd that pic and threw in that maniacal moustache. :D
     
  18. ThomasJefferson macrumors 6502

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    Actually, I could handle be outacted by the silicon breasts, but having less personality than a blinking light on a Trans-Am is really sad.
     
  19. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    It's not really any worse than his singing. For some reason, he was huge in Germany. :rolleyes:

    Maybe, it was all the sausage and bread he was eating.
     
  20. Sayhey macrumors 68000

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    I was saddened to see that iTMS doesn't have any of David's music. First the Beatles and now Hasselhoff - does Apple know what huge gaps in their music collection they have? After all this is music that started a revolution! ;)
     
  21. wdlove macrumors P6

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    It sounds as though Hasselhoff is tyring to ressuerect a dying career. That is what can happen when you live in a fantasy world. No on to give you a reality check.
     
  22. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    well as much as he seems deluded...he did create and keep ownership of baywatch...

    which means he is one FREAKIN rich delusional dude...

    ntm, he created a series that stars himself running around with bikini babes all day....

    which makes him a FREAKIN genius rich delusional dude.


    do i sound jealous?





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  23. jefhatfield Retired

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    i wouldn't mind being rich and delusional and surrounded by female lifeguards ;)
     
  24. MrMacMan macrumors 604

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    Yeah geez.

    All of those people running the hell away from his voice must have FORCED them to break the wall down...

    Ech.. horrible actor, horrible singer.

    Oh, me neither.

    Even though they are fake.





    The Lifeguard's brains, what the hell were you thinking of?
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