Have you ever Googlismed your name?!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Lau, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. Lau Guest

    If we're Googling names, we should be Googlisming also, I think....

    According to that, I am the graphic designer, apparently. Rock!

    However, you get far more results if you type in, say, your first name, so in that spirit I used "Lau" and got:

  2. Chundles macrumors G4


    Jul 4, 2005
    Ever make up a silly word and put it on your blog hoping that it's the only instance of it on the net?

    Like shoostingkonkovitches?

    Or wanglebanglefrooglebaum?
  3. dcv macrumors G3

    May 24, 2005
    i typed in my first name and it said:

    ... is widely respected
    ... is a wonderful young lady
    ... is the one who seeks answers
    ... is great because not only can she act but she is the most beautiful woman in the whole world
    ... is the coolest person and she is so pretty too
    ... is an incredible source of knowledge

    apparently i'm also 6 years old, dying, a fabulous singer, from Madrid but currently residing in Manhatten ... and a ventriloquist with a twist!!
  4. killuminati macrumors 68020


    Dec 6, 2004
    The first thing that came up said i'm easy! LOL
  5. yellow Moderator emeritus


    Oct 21, 2003
    Portland, OR
    yellow is red or green
    yellow is pink is blue

    yellow is still the new yellow

    That's more like it.
  6. Lyle macrumors 68000


    Jun 11, 2003
    Madison, Alabama
    lyle is no ordinary crocodile
    lyle is a lovable crocodile who lives in an apartment with his human family in new york city
    lyle is loved by his human family
    lyle is the "quiet" one in the family
    lyle is the most human and most humane of the bunch

    lyle is definitely the brains of this operation
  7. Gizmotoy macrumors 65816


    Nov 6, 2003

    jason is god
    jason is alive
    jason is the happiest he has ever been in his life
    jason is judging my camera work
    jason is alive? jason is in
    jason is awesome

    I think someone has a crush on me...
  8. emw macrumors G4


    Aug 2, 2004

    "emw is my largest and most complex project ever"

    I suppose that's true, since I could consider my "life" on MacRumors as a project... :D
  9. Tymmz macrumors 65816


    Jan 6, 2005
    my favs:

    ... is home
    ... is god and all
    ... is addictive
    ... is all about
    ... is a free

    whats my name?

    ... is vice president of empirix
    ... is president of reta security
    ... is also a missionary with a south african christian organization
  10. clayj macrumors 604


    Jan 14, 2005
    visiting from downstream
    My Googlism was extensive... here are the highlights:

  11. stoid macrumors 601


    Feb 17, 2002
    So long, and thanks for all the fish!
    apple is what?
  12. stoid macrumors 601


    Feb 17, 2002
    So long, and thanks for all the fish!
    microsoft is what?

  13. emw macrumors G4


    Aug 2, 2004

    Linux is...?
  14. dubbz macrumors 68020


    Sep 3, 2003
    Alta, Norway
    "Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about dubbz yet."

  15. efoto macrumors 68030

    Nov 16, 2004
    Cloud 9 (-6)
    ...is shown here in the uniform tunic of the preobrazhenskii regiment
    ...is in an institution now because he can be a danger to society
    ...is oblivious to the jealousy of others toward his family's riches
    ...is among the best comedy/illusionists in the world today and you can have him at your next "world beating" event
    ...is bad for sarah
    ...is extremely sick as you probably already know
    ...is the ultimate french guy
    ...is best remembered for his role as the sheriff of nottingham in "robin of sherwood"
    ...is going and has carpool room
    ...is the nazi informant who has supplied the war department's intelligence network
    ...is as ingenius as possible
    ...is turned sideways; you are viewing his right side
    ...is more than just another blackbelt in karate
    ...is unconscious

    I am pretty damn cool for being unconscious. I love my life :p :D

    I pasted everything I found completely accurate or simply hilarious. You can be the judges as to what is what.
  16. emw macrumors G4


    Aug 2, 2004
    I no longer like "googlism" :mad: :D

  17. Vader macrumors 65816


    Oct 11, 2004
    St. Louis, MO
    It didn't know anything about my real name.
  18. Lacero macrumors 604


    Jan 20, 2005
    Googlism for: lacero

    lacero is peaking through the cast iron gate at the fire

    //does this mean i'm going to Hell?
  19. emw macrumors G4


    Aug 2, 2004
    Only if God is an English teacher. One doesn't peak through a gate, one peeks through it. (Yes, I know you didn't spell this, it came from Google ;))
  20. plinden macrumors 68040


    Apr 8, 2004
    Apparently, I am both "approximately 201" and "approximately 2548"
  21. Flowbee macrumors 68030


    Dec 27, 2002
    Alameda, CA
    "Flowbee is responsible for mullets the world over"
  22. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    Aug 1, 2004
    The City of Culture, Englandshire
    Go on then, I'll play...

    jaffa cake is classified as a cake but the british government is attempting to get it reclassified as a biscuit
    jaffa cake is a simple biscuit
    jaffa cake is never enough
    jaffa cake is a sort of biscuit
    jaffa cake is a miniture spongecake
    jaffa cake is a cake or a biscuit
    jaffa cake is relevant to people involved in the legal case
    jaffa cake is a small spongy biscuit with orange flavoured jelly on it and topped with a layer of chocolate
    jaffa cake is with you
    jaffa cake is a delectable special occasion cake that delivers a subtle blend of chocolate and orange flavours
    jaffa cake is a biscuit
    jaffa cake is known for offering some of the cheapest drinks in town
    jaffa cake is hehe it makes me sick if i have too much man coz its so sweet
    jaffa cake is a chocolate biscuit / cake hybrid
    jaffa cake is a sponge biscuit
    jaffa cake is just that
    jaffa cake is really a biscuit
    jaffa cake is fab tho
    jaffa cake is sven's secret weapon
    jaffa cake is now a holy relic? it really is there too
    jaffa cake is in any way superior to the kit kat
    jaffa cake is worse than killing his character
    jaffa cake is right underneath a big castle and the club itself is either new
    jaffa cake is it's got a squidgey orangey bit
    jaffa cake is not a cake but a biscuit according to their criteria? if they could work out how
    jaffa cake is swallowed
    jaffa cake is ranked 21 and has played for 16m in 14 days real name
    jaffa cake is sold out yet? and
    jaffa cake is sold out yet? try the fringe office

    So, mainly the old cake or biscuit debate then, but...

    jaffa cake is sven's secret weapon
    I may seem a little old to be picking up my first cap, but I'm all ready for Saturday should you need me, Mr Eriksson. :)
  23. efoto macrumors 68030

    Nov 16, 2004
    Cloud 9 (-6)
    You needed a googlism on your name to figure that out? :p

    I'll see you there, no worries as you won't be alone. There are plenty of bad people in the world to keep you and I company :rolleyes:
  24. emw macrumors G4


    Aug 2, 2004
    Perhaps "approximately" means "within 1174 units" and you actually are 1374.5 :D
  25. Greencardman macrumors 6502

    Apr 24, 2003
    Milwaukee, WI
    Well, I'm apparently eating babies, a microsoft developer in Calgary, and "available to share the testimony of how god miraculously delivered him from pornography addiction and sexual perversion with your church or other group."

    Hmmm.... ....

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