Have you seen it all? Now I have.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by yellow, Dec 18, 2006.

  1. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    So I was chatting with my boss and she was amused at how her young son was a big fan of Wikipedia. He is 8 and he wants to have enough knowledge in one subject so he can contribute to it, and I offered her 'turd' as a joke (it redirects to feces). What I did not expect was this:

    The Bristol Stool Scale

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    I now have TRUELY seen it all.

    (I am attmpting to NOT compare the above to various market chocolate treats.)
     
  2. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    They missed out the 'Ghost Stool'. You know when you labor away for ages and something definately fell out your arse but when you go to wipe there is nothing in the toilet and no stains on the paper. Spooky
     
  3. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Several of my friends and I printed that chart out and posted it in each stall of our dorm bathroom (used by the whole hallway). We did it in September, the cleaning ladies removed them once or twice but we have been good about reposting them. :D

    Often if someone goes to drop a deuce he will come back and report what number on the scale it was. ;)
     
  4. WillMak macrumors 6502a

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    ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate those man! I feel all satisfied when I'm done but when I look down there is nothing! All that hard work for nothing! :mad:
     
  5. tominated macrumors 68000

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    lol. i saw something similar in my hospital (childrens one). it was a vomit chart showing the approximate volume of the vomit in relation to its puddles size
     
  6. Hummer macrumors 65816

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    Is 7 supposed to be a normal, reoccurring stool?
     
  7. stillwater macrumors regular

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    You need more fiber in your diet. :)
     
  8. WillMak macrumors 6502a

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    LOL man, I ate Fiber One Cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner one time. I ******* 5 times the next day.
     
  9. jlewis2k1 macrumors 6502a

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    oh man i am getting a kick out of this. I should post this on the men's restroom doors at work see what happens.
     
  10. tominated macrumors 68000

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    have a hidden camera to see their reactions!
     
  11. jlewis2k1 macrumors 6502a

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    hmm i should ... got any suggestions? i work at target it wont be easy.
     
  12. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    LOL..Thats a new one...ghost is it. Well now MR has seen it all but we've seen post about poop before haven't we.



    Bless
     
  13. YS2003 macrumors 68020

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    This could be a very interesting study. If you can ask the users of those dorm bathroom to indicate which one and someone (like you) tally them up based on the day of the week (I wonder which one would be for Saturday morning after Friday night partying or the day of the final exam).
     
  14. adk macrumors 68000

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    They forgot type #8, The Widowmaker. Usually occurs after much beer and pizza.
     
  15. balamw Moderator

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    Don't forget Mr. Hankey. He should be coming to town real soon now.

    B
     
  16. Buschmaster macrumors 65816

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    Oh man, I want to print out 6 of these (One for each stall) and then print a tally sheet that says "What kind did you poop?" with the numbers and see what people tally up! I could even include pens for people right there! Oh it would be so funny.
     
  17. Shadow macrumors 68000

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    Have you really seen everything? Have you seen a man eat his own head? ;)
     
  18. yellow thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    When was the last time you went to the circus? :eek:
     
  19. Markleshark macrumors 603

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    lol, I was gonna say that.

    /Me loves that film
     
  20. Anonymous Freak macrumors 601

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    "********" defined...

    My mom once sat on a jury at a trial where the term "********" was given an official legal definition.

    It was a drug case, and one witness (for the prosecution) stated that the defendant had sold him "a ********" of drugs. The prosecutor asked the witness to clarify, and he gave the amount (sorry, I forget how many kilograms it is,) after which, the prosecutor said, in a very official tone, "let the record reflect that 'a ********' is equal to [xxxyyy] kilograms." My mom said that almost the entire court burst out laughing.
     
  21. Chundles macrumors G4

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    No mention of "The Mathematician"???

    The one you have to work out with a pencil....
     
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