How many times a day do you poop?

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    Mac'nCheese

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    Title says it all. We're trying to figure out what's "normal". Yahoo answers said "87", so I don't trust that figure at all.
     
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    Tomorrow

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    I average 3-4 a day. More than 5 or less than 2 is unusual for me.
     
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    rdowns

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    Once a day, like clockwork.
     
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    iJohnHenry

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    "You scare my wife!!!" ;)

    Once a day would be nice, in the morning please.
     
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    rdowns

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    Damn, you're quite the prolific *****er.
     
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    eternlgladiator

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    once a day, sometimes twice. regularity is king
     
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    dukebound85

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    i can easily go spans of 0. Also, can easily go spans of 2+ and everywhere in between.

    I go when I go
     
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    I would say my average is around 8 per day. I have a weak stomach :eek:
     
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    That explains the "cuckoo" sound.
     
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    Uh, wow!

    I thought for sure this was a Wally thread.
     
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    mobilehaathi

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    Actually, 87 is pretty accurate.
     
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    B777Forevar

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    Once or twice a day
     
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    TSE

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    I've gone 3-4 days without ******** and have had a week where I **** 2-3 times a day.
     
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    kramjam

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    Once or twice a day
     
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    Waloshin put you up to this, don't lie :D
     
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    MorphingDragon

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    What? People stop pooping?

    Oh god what is wrong with me...
     
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    JasonR

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    Typically once a day, usually around mid-morning. More if I eat Chipotle. LOL

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    When I was eating to put on weight it was about 3 times a day. Way too much imo. One and done, thank you. LOL
     
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    Generally once every 2-3 days, but much less often when I'm away from my home environment.
     
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    leftywamumonkey

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    Once every morning at 7:30am.
     
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    rick snagwell

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    girls poop?
     
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    mrsir2009

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    Two on average.
     
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    Mac'nCheese

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    I'm kidding!!!!

    Pics please or it didn't happen.
     
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    I would have bet my first born. :eek:
     
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    Once every 2-3 days. I thought this was average for everyone.
     
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    eternlgladiator

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    you thought that was normal?!? what do you eat?
     

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