How much $$ would you pay to wed Chelsea Clinton?

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  1. Eevee macrumors 6502a

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    A Kenya man offered 40 goats and 20 cows in dowry to Bill and Hillary for Chelsea's hand in marriage. He stated, ""Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding." :)eek: just lost my appetite)

    As of today, he remains single, waiting for the Clintons to answer back.

    How much would you pay to marry Chelsea and be part of the Clintons?

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/07/27/clinton.kenya.ap/index.html
     
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    Not sure I'd want to be involved in the 3-way with her parents during the background check. [​IMG]
     
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    if she doesn't mind me sleeping with other guys, we might have a match. I'd sure as hell pay a lot of money to be at those family thanksgivings...
     
  6. clayj macrumors 604

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    I always thought this was an OK picture of Chelsea... but there are a few problems with getting involved with her:

    1. Her parents. (You think Schwarzenegger has issues with the Kennedy clan? Try mixing me with Clintons. It would be Armageddon in upstate New York.)

    2. Her genetic heritage. She's totally going to end up looking like her mother. :eek:

    3. Her politics. She's supposedly just like her folks.

    Marry her, no. Roll in the hay with her... possibly.
     

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  7. yoda13 macrumors 65816

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    lol, she doesn't do it for me as far as marrying goes. Her family would drive me nuts. I wouldn't want to marry into that. But that is just my two cents. :D

    But you are right, that pic isn't too bad...I might not mind hooking up with her. Yeah, right, like that is ever going to happen. :p
     
  8. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    40 goats and 20 cows? I think that's a fair enough offer for her. :p

    Me... I'd give... um... a parakeet. :rolleyes:
     
  9. emw macrumors G4

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    Perhaps, but she started off better than her mother - have you seen pictures of Hillary when she was younger :eek:
     
  10. emw macrumors G4

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    Too many turkeys for my taste (not you ;) )
     
  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    I'm already happily married.

    If I were looking, would have no interest in the Clinton family or Chelsea. When it come to paying would set my goal higher when in comes to intelligence, beauty, and moral values.
     
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    So you'd have to, um, sell your soul to be able to afford the dowry? ;) :p

    As for intelligence, I don't know that I can fault any of them on the smarts - so-called common sense may be lacking, but they've got brains. Now if they could just use their powers for good...
     
  14. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    You just said it first:rolleyes:

    I mean, if you take Chelsea to Venezuela, do not ask me how, but after a year she would be so hot! do not ask me, it is something about the girls in my country :cool:
     
  15. pulsewidth947 macrumors 65816

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    I think thats really sweet..

    Thats a lot of livestock for 1 daughter, bargain if you ask me.
     
  16. Eevee thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    :eek: :eek: I really lost my appetitie!!!
     
  17. Eevee thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    :p Good one!!!!
     
  18. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    she doesnt do anything for me, and well i have no desire to get messed up in politics so yeah, they would have to pay me i guess, no loss for me :D
     
  19. broken_keyboard macrumors 65816

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    It's probably a fortune for him... like offering $100,000.
     
  20. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Selling my soul would not be an option. :eek:

    I don't in any way blame Chelsea, it isn't her fault.

    Maybe a complete makeover would help her outer beauty. It that what you had in mind mymemory? Sadly there is currently no way to fix inner beauty.
     
  21. Eevee thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Seriously, think about life after marrying her. You get to ride in nice limos, go to fancy parties, have lots of $$$, buy as many G5s (and the next intel-Macs). You also have a chance to give a talk in the next Democratic Convention (who knows, you might even be nominated by the party to run for president!).

    So, the cows and goats might be a good bargin after all!!! Any farmers want to beat the deal?
     
  22. Eevee thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    It shouldn't be about outer beauty, but intellect...On second thought, you might be right wdlove :D
     
  23. Eevee thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    You're probably right, but how did you come up with this number?
     
  24. zelmo macrumors 603

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    really?
     
  25. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    You're not in London, by any chance...? I hear parrots and parakeets are easily obtainable there...

    :p
     

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