How my friend go laid with my powerbook.

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  1. carbonmotion macrumors 6502a

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    I lent my friend my Aluminum powerbook for a day because he needed to get some typing done at the library. He sits down next to this girl who has also has an aluminum powerbook... and they hit it off. I can't believe he got laid with my powerbook... she's hot and got huge pair of...i mean *cough* i love my girlfriend.
     
  2. wdlove macrumors P6

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    That was quit a pickup line. I can see it now, purchase a PowerBook and find the girl of your dreams. :p
     
  3. JesseJames macrumors 6502a

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    Hmm. What was her major? Was she an art chick? Maybe English major? If you are not a complete moron you can mack it with those girls.
     
  4. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    *pops out, buys powerbook, and heads off to the library* ;) :D

    edit: typo
     
  5. carbonmotion thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    art, i think. she's definately is not a virgin from the stuff that he tells me about their sex life. sometimes, its just way too much info. besides, i dont think they love eachother, that their just using eachother's body for pleasure... anyways, i'm counting until **** hits the fan and he find out that she's sleeping with all these other guys right now as well. I think she's a really cool person and all, and i even think ive befriended her cause i help her out alot on her digital art stuff... however, im definately negatively attracted to her sexually because ...the feminist out there is going to bash me on this, i know it... i dont think i can develope a romantic relationship with a girl thats been sleeping with someone else. to me that just perverse. I'd totally agree with a girl who feels the same about a guy.
     
  6. carbonmotion thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    however, thats besides the point... the point is... powerbooks can get you laid!! muhahahahhaaha!
     
  7. leftbanke7 macrumors 6502a

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    And here I am sitting at home using my Beige G3 MT like a sucker.
     
  8. JesseJames macrumors 6502a

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    Dudes, Geeks. Women appreciate style. That's the basis of cool. Come on.
     
  9. neut macrumors 68000

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    ... and this is why i take my 17 with me wherever i go. ;)


    peace.
     
  10. alxths macrumors 6502

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    I hope that girl is a poster here, sees this thread and becomes insulted and breaks it off with your friend; not because I am a mean person, but because I love irony.
     
  11. OutThere macrumors 603

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    I would have to agree, that would be really funny, and I can't imagine that it would go over to well with CarbonMotion's friend...:D
     
  12. carbonmotion thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    **** dawg, that would be funny as hell.
     
  13. Kwyjibo macrumors 68040

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    i doubt this is the first or last time she will do that and the guy is already money ahead, he got use a cool computer. he got laid, hes getting laid again ... its not like he can lose anything.
     
  14. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Not quite as funny the look that'll pass across your face when he reads this thread, then asks to borrow your girlfriend.
     
  15. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    OutThere761 - Good choice! :D My favorite as well :cool:
     
  16. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    You know what they say about guys with 17-inch PB's...

    [Butthead]huh huh huh huh[/Butthead]


    This story should go into the "why Macs are better than PCs" file.
     
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    I do not know but I wonder what people say about the one of us that have a 12".... PB. :cool:
     
  19. vniow macrumors G4

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    Put that back in your pants, no one wants to see it!
     
  20. carbonmotion thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Dude, i think all the chicks would agree that 17" is way too ****ing big!
     
  21. carbonmotion thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Girl friends aren't like computers, you can't just pass them from user to user... i mean, if you laptop get dirty, you can clean it with soap and water. if you girlfriend is dirty, how do you clean that?
     
  22. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Soap and water works just as well. You wouldn't have to be as careful and it would be a lot of fun. :p
     
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    yeah, i thought i'd be in like flynn when i got my current machine. but have you ever tried lugging a Cube around with you? all the hot girls are like, "thanks for bringing your toaster, dork."
     

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