How to be one of those 'jerks' that girls like

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  1. lamina macrumors 68000

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    K... so...

    How do I be a jerk?

    Apparently girls like that?
     
  2. G5Unit macrumors 68020

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    You're a jerk.
     
  3. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Grab your sack and ask them if they want a round of wii sports.



    Bless
     
  4. comictimes macrumors 6502a

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    alternatively... you could be yourself and wait until you find a girl that likes you, so there aren't any unpleasant surprises for her when she discovers that the guy she started going out with is completely different in reality.

    Might take a while, but results in happier relationships IMO.
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    If a girl asks you whether she looks fat, tell her that she not only looks fat --- she is fat. Then get her diet pills for Valentines Day/Christmas/anytime you want, along with a magazine full of girls you think are hot......skinny and hot.
     
  6. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    I re-read the OP, sorry Abstract your plan would be perfect if he just wanted to be a jerk, but he wants to be a jerk that's liked by 'girls.' I don't think your plan would work quite so well in that second area. ;)

    Jerk doesn't seem quite right.

    Just don't be a pushover.
     
  7. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    haha yea go with that! dont blame me if you get slapped in the face lol
     
  8. Cybix macrumors 6502a

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    get a hot car, and become a mechanic.

    Ever see a filthy, dirty, greasy dude walking along with a pretty hot looking bird?

    mechanics...

    mechanics man... chix love em

    do not forget the HOT car!

    and if possible, walk around in oily work overall's. and always have dirt under your finger nails.

    mechanics... brickies and welders :)
     
  9. mrkramer macrumors 603

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    I think that he is trying to make them like him not make them become anorexic.
     
  10. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    right. you can be nice, but also be assertive and confident. IMO it's the confidence that girls really like - jerkiness often comes hand-in-hand with confidence, but it doesn't have to.
     
  11. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    *gag* That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don't want someone's grubby, oily, greasy fingers touching me. Disgusting.
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I just read his post again. Not much to go by, but I think he's saying that girls like jerks, so be a jerk. If he's a jerk to girls, and a jerk in general, that girls will somehow find him attractive.

    Well, if he's a jerk to them, maybe they'll have such low self-esteems that they'll hate him, but want to be with him anyway.

    That's my take. I think it's crazy either way.


    You see, this is what I meant by single guys who believe that girls always go for the jerks, and never the "nice guys" like themselves. I'm guessing Lamina believes he's the "nice guy", much like every other single person. :eek:
     
  13. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    I know that. But I was poking fun. :eek:

    Not all jerks get girls. Hehe. So I was making that distinction while poking fun. :eek:
     
  14. Cybix macrumors 6502a

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    my post was more of a piss-take than anything. In regards to the 'ugly' guys you see around the place with 'hot' girls :)

    'what the?'
     
  15. vniow macrumors G4

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    Is this a serious question or is this some form of mild trolling?
     
  16. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    If you think girls like guys who act like jerks, no wonder you're still single! :)

    Girls like guys who are confident, self-assured and have a sense of where they are going. And if you want to go out with a girl, just ask! Even if she turns you down, she'll be flattered you took a chance to ask. It might even work to your advantage in the future. ;)

    And if she does say yes, keep dates informal and friendly. You'll know when it's okay to take it to the next step.
     
  17. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    Great advice! I love your new avatar, BTW :)
     
  18. balamw Moderator

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    Leykis 101 baby.

    B
     
  19. furcalchick macrumors 68020

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    i hate jerks. don't become a jerk.

    i know a few jerky friends...they are sorta fun for a little bit, but then you find out they are really jerky and just don't care for them much anymore.
     
  20. Xander562 macrumors 68000

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    And if she STILL goes out with you, she's the one.
     
  21. nateDEEZY macrumors 6502a

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    It's not that they like the fact they are jerks... It's the confidence that they have! IMO
     
  22. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    We have a winner! ;)
     
  23. angelneo macrumors 68000

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    Actually if she still goes out with you, I'm not sure if he would still want to go out with her. Wouldn't you want the girl to be confident and at least be able to tell those jerks to go to hell? :apple:
     
  24. DanielNTX macrumors regular

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    It's not about being a jerk... It's about being the alpha male. Pick up the Venusian Arts Handbook.
     
  25. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    Normally jerks get the girls that like to be treated like that, and so the relationship lasts very little. But the OP wanted to know "how to get girls by being a jerk", not "how to get a nice girl for a long, lasting, healthy relationship". Girl quality varies between options
     

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