HUGE dilemma (where to "go")

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Sesshi, Jul 28, 2006.

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I would...

Poll closed Jul 29, 2006.
  1. Flush the stuff and pee or the other way around.

    6 vote(s)
    14.3%
  2. Pee into the stuff, leave it for the rest of the night and hope the mixture doesn't explode.

    10 vote(s)
    23.8%
  3. Pee in the shower.

    20 vote(s)
    47.6%
  4. Pee into a bottle and flush it tomorrow.

    6 vote(s)
    14.3%
  1. Sesshi macrumors G3

    Sesshi

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    #1
    I plunked in some pretty expensive stuff which is supposed to get my toilet looking absolutely immaculate a few hours ago, thinking I'd be sleeping by now. Thing is, I've stayed up doing some financial modelling and also of course surfing MR. Meanwhile I've been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and water.

    I now need to pee.

    What would you do in my situation?
     
  2. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Lean back, aim it into the air and catch it in your mouth. Recycling saves the planet.
     
  3. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    #3
    Flush and pee. You're a guy. Why would you care if your toilet isn't perfectly clean?
     
  4. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Just pee in the stuff and let it sit.
    It won't explode, and it if does, your bathroom is covered in tile. Hose it down.

    Or use the neighbor's loo.
     
  5. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    #5
    Or the outdoors.

    Write your name.
     
  6. skoker macrumors 68000

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    Use the sink.

    Reminds me of a promising joke I heard of TV's 'Airline!' (joke by Buzz Sutherland)

    "Ever been in a bad hotel? Where the walls are so thin you have to tell the person in the room next to you to turn out their light? I was was in one of those once. I had to call the front desk once-- I told the person who answered the phone 'I've gotta leak in my sink!" and she said 'Go ahead!'
     
  7. technicolor macrumors 68000

    technicolor

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    This is really weird.

    Do you really need someone to help you with this decision?

    :confused:
     
  8. Killyp macrumors 68040

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    Out the window! Or you could always just aim for the middle of the loo where there is no china...
     
  9. AvSRoCkCO1067 macrumors 65816

    AvSRoCkCO1067

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    This is, by far, the best poll we've had on MacRumors to date...

    Definitely pee in the shower. You wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good toilet-cleaning solution, would you? Oh, and you don't want to risk peeing on your hands either...or smelling a whiff of the bottle when you open it in the morning :eek: .
     
  10. baby duck monge macrumors 68000

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    I think you're forgetting the part where Sesshi mentioned all the alcohol. Somehow I think that has something to do with it. :p
     
  11. SuperCompu2 macrumors 6502a

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    the shower! easy fix, no big deal

    its got a hole doesnt it?
     
  12. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Most houses I've been in have more than one crapper, so use the other one.
     
  13. andiwm2003 macrumors 601

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    1.) drink the expensive stuff from the toilet bowl.
    2.) pee and flush.
    3.) wait till you have to pee again. it will be the toilet cleaner that you pee. pee it back into the toilet bowl.
    4.) flush tomorrow again.

    easy.
     
  14. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    If you have time to post a question and set up a poll, I'm thinking you don't need to pee that bad. Just wait until the urge is unbearable and then use whatever receptacle is closest.
     
  15. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    yeah.. it's been more than an hour since the first post... I wonder what he actually did.

    I love the friday night drunk thread. :p
     
  16. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Hopefully, he didn't use a power receptacle. It has been a while since we've heard from him.
     
  17. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Is that what happened to your power receptacle? :D
     
  18. celebrian23 macrumors 65816

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    The friday night drunk threads are a personal favorite of mine too :p
     
  19. zelmo macrumors 603

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    Gatorade bottles have a wide mouth. Just don't put it anywhere you might reach for a drink later. At a quick glance, you might not tell the difference before you find yourself spraying the wall.;)
     
  20. rockthecasbah macrumors 68020

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    wow... there is an amounting problem with polls here...:rolleyes:


    Go outside if you are really that nuts about your "clean" toilet. It will get dirty again anyway so i don't see why you are making an issue out of that. You cleaned it a few hours ago with expensive stuff, so what? It's a toilet, you aren't coveting precious diamonds or something (unless you have a toilet encrusted with gems or something MTV Cribs worth :D )
     
  21. technicolor macrumors 68000

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    I dont drink...

    I guess I underestimate what liquor can do to a person

    lol
     
  22. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Ah, well, the truth is out now. That, indeed, is what caused the problem....

    [​IMG]
     
  23. michaelrjohnson macrumors 68020

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    Anyone else beginning to get concerned?

    I'll do my own poll:

    ( ) Sesshi is passed out (urine everywhere)
    ( ) Sesshi gave up on the clean toilet idea, used it, and passed out
    ( ) Sesshi used one of the other suggestions, and subsequently passed out.


    :D
     
  24. technicolor macrumors 68000

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    Sesshi was dismembered by a rabbid jackalope attack while whizzing outside..

    are those sirens I here!:D
     
  25. zap2 macrumors 604

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    #25

    that or outside(Jsw's idea)

    or at least that what i would have done... i am eager to hear what Sesshi did
     

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