I don't care how they spell things on the internet

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  1. csubear macrumors 6502a

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  2. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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  3. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Excellent site! Now I can translate my posts so the youngsters here can follow me. Too bad it doesn't have a reverse translator!

    Translation:

    3XCEL3NT SIET!1!1!!1! WTF LOL NOW I CAN TRANSLAET MAH POSTS SO DA U HAR3 CAN FOLOW ME!!!11!1! OMG 2 BAD IT DO3SNT HAEV A R3VARSE TRANSLA2R
    1!!11 OMG
     
  4. superbovine macrumors 68030

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    You forgot your sig ;)


    P3RHAPS ITS IMPOSIBL3 2 WEAR AN IEDNTITY WITHOUT BCOMNG WUT U PRETAND 2 B
    -!11!!1! OMG WTF ENDAR
     
  5. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    :D
     
  6. Sol macrumors 68000

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    Z: the new S

    I do not care for Internet spelling either. People who replace 'S' with 'Z' should know how immature they look to us, English speakers.

    Got that dudez?!!!
     
  7. acceber macrumors regular

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    LOL!!
    Awesome website. I can't believe something like this even exists. Hilarious! :D

    Translation:
    AEWSOM3 W3BSIET!11!!!! LOL I CANT BLEIV3 SOMATHNG LIEK THIS 3VEN 3XISTS1!!1111! LOL HILARIOUS!!11 OMG WTF
     
  8. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    They also have translators/scramblers for 733t sp33k. OMG!!11 teh hax0r5 r c0mming!!!111
     
  9. iMeowbot macrumors G3

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    We just do that so we can make fun of the way you mispronounce "z".
     
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  11. iMeowbot macrumors G3

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    And you call those striped horses zedbras too, right? :p
     
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  13. iMeowbot macrumors G3

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    I'll keep that in mind if I ever find myself discussing those creatures on Zedanzedibar (I wonder if they even have a decent zedoo there).
     
  14. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    No, but they have excellent zeeoos.

    I'm a good Canadian who says "zee-bra", "tom-ae-toe", and such, but I'd like to point out that the letter Z is pronounced "zed". "Zee" doesn't exist, so I don't know what you're talking abooot, eh!?
     
  15. csubear thread starter macrumors 6502a

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  16. sonyrules macrumors regular

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    HOLY COW, that rocks, Now maybe i can understand what my sister is saying, Or maybe say something to her without getting a dumn looking face.

    Translation:
    HOLY COW TAHT ROKS NOW MAYB I CAN UNDERSTAND WUT MAH SISTAR IS SAYNG OR MAYB SAY SOM3THNG 2 HER WITHOUT G3TNG A DUMN LOKNG FAEC1!1!1 WTF LOL
     
  17. vollspacken macrumors 65816

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    "TAEK M3 OUT 2 TEH BAL GME
    TAEK ME OUT WIT TEH CROWD
    BUY!11!!111 OMG LOL ME SOME P3ANUTS AND CRAK3R JAK
    I DONT R IF I NEVAR G3T BAK
    LET ME ROT ROT ROT FOR DA HOM3 TEM
    IF TH3Y DONT WIN ITS A SHM3
    FOR1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ITS ON3 TWO THRE STRIEKS UR OUT
    AT DA OLD BAL GME."


    OMG WTF vSpacken
     
  18. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    WOW1!!!!1! DUD31!11!!! WTF THIS TRANSLA2R IS ALMOST AS AEWSOM3 AS DA HAXOR TRANSLA2R FOUND HERE:

    http://www.ypass.net/crap/haxor/index.html

    i 5p3@K H@X0R. u P30pL3 D0N'7 Kn0w Nu77In! Wind0w5 RuL35! hAcKiNg rUl35! $crip7 KiDdInG RuL3$! I'm f@iLiNg JuNi0r HiGh 3nGlI5H.


    In all seriousness, this is one reason that I cannot go into a single AOL chat room. I cannot cope with "chat-ghettoese". Nor porn-bots.
     
  19. medea macrumors 68030

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    You know I find it quite odd when I see a member ridiculed over something they are correct about. The 26th letter of the Roman alphabet (Z) is called zed mostly in the U.K. while the majority of Americans call it zee, the French pronounce it ezed as do many others such as the Scots. None of these pronunciations are incorrect, you can even call it izzard if you wish.
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    U KNOW I FIND IT QUIET OD WH3N I SE A MEMBR RIDICUL3D OVER SOMATHNG THEY R COR3CT ABOUT!111 OMG LOL TEH 26TH LETER OF DA ROMAN ALPHAEBT (Z) IS CALED ZED MOSTLY IN DA UK!1!!!! LOL WHIEL DA MAJORITY OF MERICANS CAL IT ZE DA FRANCH PRONOUNC3 IT EZAD AS DO MANY OTHERS SUCH AS DA SCOTS!111!1 OMG NONE OF TH3S3 PRONUNCIATIONS R INCORECT U CAN AV3N CAL IT IZARD IF U WISH!!!1 OMG
     
  20. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    This is too cool!! I think I will use this all the time. WooHoo!!!


    Translation: THIS IS 2 COL!!!!1!!!!!111!1 WTF I THINK I WIL USE THIS AL TEH TIEM1!111 OMG LOL O!111!!!!1!1!!!!11 OMG

    If you want to see something funny, write something, translate it, then runs the translation through the translater again. :p
     
  21. Mark James macrumors regular

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    You're correcterer than you probably realise.
     
  22. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Chuckle. You're right. So horrifying! So many OMGs and WTFs.
     
  23. vollspacken macrumors 65816

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    mawharharhar:

    "7@K3 M3 0u7 70 ThE B@Ll g@m3,
    7@K3 M3 0U7 WiTh 7h3 cR0Wd.
    bUy m3 50M3 p3@Nu75 @nD cr@ck3r j@cK,
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    F0R i7'5 oNe, 7W0, 7Hr33 57RiK35, Y0U'r3 OuT,
    At 7H3 0lD bAlL g@m3."


    scriptSpacken
     
  24. pinks macrumors regular

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    Good post. My only issue would be with the alleged Scots pronounciation - I certainly don't say 'ezed', although I may now affect this in an effort to sound more continental!

    Al
     
  25. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] ROFL!
     

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