I had a bat hiding in my bra

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Metro.

    Never let it be said I don't bring important news to you all.
     
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    Happy bat.

    Mebbe we should start a lolbats craze...
     
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  4. scotthayes macrumors 68000

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    When I saw the title and edesignuk's name underneath my first though was :eek: is there a little secret he's keeping from us?

    5 hours before she looked to see what it was!!! still, from the picture a whole family of bats could have fitted in there :D
     
  5. edesignuk thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Those bats aren't stupid! ;) :D
     
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    I'd like to thank her for her re-creation of the incident!
     
  7. MrSmith macrumors 68040

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    Another variation on the look-at-me theme: look-at-my-melons. :rolleyes:

    Sad...
     
  8. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Yep, first look at the picture and I thought his brand new implants were a little too big.
     
  9. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Those bats would have been well fed.
     
  10. nanofrog macrumors G4

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    Nicely done! :D
     
  11. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    i never understood why stories like these are considered 'news'
     
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    And long may this fine tradition continue.

    Hurrah for Boobies!
     
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    Well, it is more fun to read about than the latest suicide bombing.

    Why did she think it was her phone? Does she normally tuck that inside her (admittedly spacious) underwear?
     
  14. d_and_n5000 macrumors 6502a

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    And if she does, why didn't she try to take it out when it started vibrating? Most people answer their phones.
     
  15. foobar909 macrumors newbie

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    And I've got a serpent hiding in my shorts...
     
  16. whooleytoo macrumors 603

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    Not boobees.

    Boobats!
     
  17. Pixellated macrumors 65816

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    It said she was driving... In the UK that's illegal.
     
  18. RedTomato macrumors 68040

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    My brother used to work at a bat hospital. The woman who ran it (I met her a few times) used to keep bats in her bra. She was a bit of a local celebrity :)

    I couldn't find an online story about her keeping bats in her bra (this was 15 years ago) but I found an old site for the hospital :

    http://www.chycor.co.uk/wild-cornwall/bats/ginni-little/
     
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    Only some breeds. And even then, they normally suck animal blood, not human, if I remember right. Feel free to correct me if anybody can clarify, my memory's a bit rusty.
     
  21. Zwhaler macrumors 603

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    Wow, whoever had the idea of recreating the incident is genius!
     
  22. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Yeah, a rubber bat. Brilliant. :rolleyes:

    Fruit bats don't bite, that I know of, and baby bats might just love the vet's bra during the day.

    I probably would too.
     
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    Bats, boob, milk I was refering to as a joke.;)
     
  24. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Because e says they are. That's all we need to know. ;)

    No wonder bats are blind, you could have your eye out with those...
     
  25. Osarkon macrumors 68020

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    Oops, that flew right over my head. :eek:
     

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