I have come to the conclusion that....

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by cycocelica, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. cycocelica macrumors 68000

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    ...MacRumor members can't handle girls and they are prone to health problems.

    It is also filled with doctors and relationship experts :D .

    I love this place :p .

    It is late and I am bored. Sue me.
     
  2. mrwildguitar macrumors regular

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    Haha, at first I didn't know what you were talking about, then I almost spit my drink out.

    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  3. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    We're full of surprises. You just wait and see. When you have us all figured out, we'll come up with something you never expected.
     
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  5. alexstein macrumors 6502a

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    Nothing beats real drama. That's why we all love it here.:)
     
  6. i.Feature macrumors 6502

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    I wish we got more updates from guys who actually followed advice they were given on here... now that would be funny.:D
     
  7. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    tough to come back and give post advice wrap up when you're picking up your teeth after using said advice... ;)
     
  8. i.Feature macrumors 6502

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    It's a good thing this is an internet forum.. protects us from the "postal" element
    :D
     
  9. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    or maybe it's the other extreme and all our "girl advice" leads to some sweet sweet loving.

    let's hope it's with the woman and not the usb port
     
  10. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Add another one to the growing list of threads:

    Wheres ...Thread
    Post your...cat, dog, rat, hotdog, PB,Mac mini, etc..
    I'm sick i have hand rubbing sickness(or something of that nature)
    I'm a geek and i don't know how to talk to the ladies/Men(something close)
    Hi i i'm new!!:)

    The list goes on..


    Bless
     
  11. i.Feature macrumors 6502

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    That just about made me spit out my coffee!
    :D
     
  12. Patmian212 macrumors 68020

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  13. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    but i bet when they wake up they're not too happy about it eh?
     
  14. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Hehehehehe...I like this thread. :D Oh, they're also angry about things. Many, many things. Some of which get run over underneath car tires. :eek: ;) :D

    Yes, you're lucky. Lawyers use Windows. And I heard that all that heat from the MacBook Pro is bad for reproductive health.
     
  15. cycocelica thread starter macrumors 68000

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    I would say more of an observation. I find it interesting/funny to read through the said threads.

    Two laughs. I would say this thread has accomplished its job.
     
  16. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    Dear Abb...err MacRumors,

    I have a problem with this girl....and my superdrive won't read DVDs :p
     
  17. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    You completely neglect the obvious possibility that the advise given is so good that they now have to deal with all of the women that they have seduced and no longer have time to post here.

    On second thought, I've read the advice threads, there are probably some very happy dentists out there....
     
  18. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    They are kinda pathetic when it comes to the ladies, huh?
     
  19. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    What do you mean "they"...paleface? ;) :D
     
  20. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    I'm very happily married, and have no trouble with the ladies.
    Nor am I geekily drooly over any internet chick I encounter.

    So by "they" I mean "everyone who is not me". :)
     
  21. Josh macrumors 68000

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    Welcome to the internet.

    The Rules of Being on The Internet:
    1) Everything you say is fact. Period.
    1b) Everyone else is wrong, no matter what their proof is.
    2) Republicans don't exist. Bashing them increases Web cool-points by 3.
    3) You must abandon all sense of individuality. Use phrases like "rocks my socks, "..I fail to see how/why....," as often as possible. If possible, replace all exclamation points with 1's. It makes you an instant comedic genious as far as mockery goes.
    4) Even though you may think it is a casual place to send messages, writing on the net is essentially proposing an essay for review. Spell check at LEAST 8 times, and always always always correct others in the most obnoxious and rude way possible. After all, not using "its" for "it is" is your devine proof of being a better person.
    5) Flame as much as possible. While you'd never do it in real life, the internet is a safe place to prove that you have succeeded at life by means of making fun of others. Anyone who is anyone got to where they are by flaming others on the internet.
     
  22. cycocelica thread starter macrumors 68000

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    haha, those were EXACT rules people lived by on the old forum I was apart of. Much more rude, but funny none the less.
     
  23. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    I don't know about all of that...i'm holding my own so im not in that "they" section.


    Bless
     
  24. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I don't know about the health problems, but aren't we kidding ourselves if any of us think we can really handle women? Isn't any guy?
     
  25. Josh macrumors 68000

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    Shhh....it's the internet! We are all the best lovers and constantly turn at least 5 to 6 girls down on a daily basis.

    And, the more we post about about how dashing we are, and that the ladies are no problem, the more it becomes true!
     

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