i lost my virginity

Discussion in 'Buying Tips and Advice' started by farqueue, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. farqueue macrumors 6502

    farqueue

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    Hello people, i got my new blackbook today. i lost my mac virginity, and i dont regret one single bit!

    its such a friggin awesome piece of " i-dont-know-how-to-describe"
     
  2. macgeek2005 macrumors 65816

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    You're never too young to lose mac virginity. :cool:
     
  3. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    Congratulations! Welcome to the cult. Have a sip of Steve's Kool-Aid and enjoy the trip!
     
  4. janey macrumors 603

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    arg, for a split second i thought you were serious and this was community discussions :eek: :eek:
     
  5. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Since this is in the tips forum, here is 20c.


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    Congratulations. :)
     
  6. dcv macrumors G3

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    Congratulations, now please be sure to buy some protection :D
     
  7. fisty macrumors member

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    i betcha u were nervous when u undressed the black lady eh:D

    welcome and enjoy further more exciting opening of the lady :D
     
  8. Xander562 macrumors 68000

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  9. AvSRoCkCO1067 macrumors 65816

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    Great thread title, and congrats on the new purchase!
     
  10. Mord macrumors G4

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    i dare not reply to this god forbid my inbox be filled with topic notification mails....

    oh well, as a tip i wouldent stress about keeping it in good nic, use at as when were how you need to, whats the point of haveing something if you dont use it.

    for example i once walked down oxford street with my at the time brand new ibook useing wireless networks, one dodgy looking geezer asked me if it was an ipod.
     
  11. Josh macrumors 68000

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    No one loses their virginity via a Mac purchase.

    They get violated, ravaged, used, and absolutely had-their-way-with until they are thinking of Macs 24/7 :D
     
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  13. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Need a step ladder? :p :D

    To the OP, welcome to the Mac community! :)
     
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    congrats on the switch! the first time is always the best.. ;) :)
     
  16. mark! macrumors 65816

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    hahahaha...why is this so true!
     
  19. truz macrumors 6502a

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    Welcome to the protection free zone. No more viruses :)
     
  20. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Don't you mean STD's? ;) :D
     
  21. janey macrumors 603

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    Badly :D

    Needless to say I'm trying my best to refrain from ranting about the whole mac virus deal...there may be no viruses now, but the absence of the existence of malware for OS X shouldn't be a reason to be stupid (*puts fingers in ears and starts singing "macs dont have viruses waaah shut up!!"*) when it comes to computer security, cause we all know there's plenty of people out there who'd give out their passwords for a stinkin cup of coffee...grrrr :mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  22. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    See below.

    Hopefully this is tall enough! :eek: :p :D

    Good points.
     

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  24. drummerbooker14 macrumors 6502

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    i fortunately was a user the day i was born. then was forced to xp and later was born again about three years ago.
     
  25. mark! macrumors 65816

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    a hoe?
     

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