I Need Enzyte Now!!!

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  1. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    Does anybody know where I can find the transcript, or a download of the actual enzyte commercials? I need it by tomorrow, and I haven't been able to come across anything so far...

    Any help would be greatly appreciated...
     
  2. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    eh i dont know much about penis pills...but wouldn't it take more than just one day to work (if it does anything at all)?

    a reread of your post makes me think you are looking for the commercials...not the pills...sorry, www.enzyte.com??
     
  3. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    gee I thought it was an antidepressant. Either that or a recruitment video for the church of the subgenius.
     
  4. Calvinatir macrumors 6502

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    I hate those commercials more than life itself... about 10 of them in the half hour that south park is on....ARG
     
  5. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    my favorite is when they run Girls Gone Wild adds, followed by Enzyte, followed by Viagra (during a South Park episode) nothing like subliminally instilling the idea that your penis size is inadequate, and if you want Girls Gone Wild...it's time for Penis Pills!!

    anyways back to topic...I can practically ad-lib the commerical for you if you want me to. "and Dave's got a very happy Ms. back at the club house" (lady with cheesy grin holding a tray with lemonade)...oh its good times :D. the best though is the one of him negotiating with Asian businessmen....now there is a HUGE stereotype that nobody picked up on (or at least commented about).
     
  6. G4scott thread starter macrumors 68020

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    nevermind... I found it... I'm doing a skit for something and we wanted to mock the enzyte commercials...

    All is well...

    And I don't actually need enzyte... ;)
     
  7. themadchemist macrumors 68030

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    AdCritic.com probably has it...However, if you have to be willing to pay a small fee to subscribe. The site used to be free and it was great, but it couldn't survive on that model. Closed down for a while then opened up with a fee. It's probably worth it, especially if you're going to need copies of commercials more than once in the future.

    edit: I just realized my suggestion was a little late. At least I didn't make any cracks about you and enzyte. :D
     
  8. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    And I thought you had a big date lined up and you had just found out the plumbing didn't work anymore. :confused:

    Now you sound like you're getting into porn with all this Enzyte use on stage in front of an audience. :eek:
     
  9. G4scott thread starter macrumors 68020

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    It actually has nothing to do with enzyte... It's just the type of commercial that we're mocking... And it's nothing with porn...
     
  10. mgargan1 macrumors 65816

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    is enzyte a penis enlargement pill, or an erectile disfunction pill?
     
  11. G4scott thread starter macrumors 68020

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    I think it's an ED pill...

    Either way, my skit went well... People enjoyed it...
     
  12. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    did u guys use those really huge over emphasized smiles?? those are the best!! :D
     
  13. MattG macrumors 68040

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    Every time I see that goofy motherf***er with that stupid smile on his face, it makes me wish I had a cinder block to throw through the TV.
     
  14. CAM macrumors newbie

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    Thank you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. Smiling Bob must die!!! Anybody know if Lorena Bobbitt(sp) is for hire?
     
  15. BrianKonarsMac macrumors 65816

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    o man that is cruel...smiling bob is so funny!! if that's what enzyte will do for me...no thanks!! it just goes to show the irony of advertisement and law in this country. If you state the function of the medicine, you also have to state the side effects. So instead, they don't really tell you anything, they just show a bunch of happy people dancing in a field and smiling, ask your doctor if your need enzyte today. WTF!?

    to Bobbitize smiling Bob would be an injustice to men with erectile dysfunction everywhere...who would they look to for support then?
     

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