I see you baby

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  1. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    #1
    Safari goes weird at http://shapeshifter.com for me, is that normal? Are other people finding the same seemingly heroin-induced shake of the window in other browsers, on other platforms? I'd check for myself but am a purist and only have Safari because Steve said that's all I need.

    By the way, if you think that viruses will eat your hard drive and spit the contents back in your face, maybe don't click on the link. I have no website experience and have no idea what that site is doing to my Safari. Whatever, it's shaketastic so I'll probably bookmark it anyway. :cool:
     
  2. Lixivial macrumors 6502a

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    If you view the website's source, you'll see a javascript function aptly titled "Shake" which moves the window back and forth and then loads the subsequent content.
     
  3. mad jew thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    And it is sooo cool. Thanks for that. I looked through it but didn't see the shake thing. Probably just too excited by all the motion. :)

    Well anyway, there goes my Saturday afternoon. I see you baby, shakin' that arse.
     
  4. frankblundt macrumors 65816

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    cute. should work for everyone
    Code:
    bName = navigator.appName;
    bVer = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);
            if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer == 3) ver = "n3";
            else if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer == 2) ver = "n2";
            else if (bName == "Netscape" && bVer >= 4) ver = "n4";
            else if (bName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && bVer == 2) ver = "e3";
            else if (bName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && bVer > 2) ver = "e4";
    if (navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Mac") != -1) ver+="m";
    function shake() {
            if (ver == "n4" || ver == "n4m" || ver == "e4" || ver == "e4m") {
                    for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
                    for (z = 10; z > 0; z--) {
                            self.moveBy(0,i);
                            self.moveBy(i,0);
                            self.moveBy(0,-i);
                            self.moveBy(-i,0);
                    } }
            }
    }
    setTimeout('shake()',3000);
    
    I like the title too: FATAL ERROR, CONTACT WEBMASTER!!!!

    The code's on the first page index - it automatically switches to index2 after the shake.
     
  5. zelmo macrumors 603

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    I like the 'accidental' mis-spelling of shapeshifter.:cool:
     
  6. mad jew thread starter Moderator emeritus

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  7. miniConvert macrumors 68040

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    I'm so confused right now. It was fun seeing Camino vibrate though. Kinda :D
     
  8. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    nuttin for me. i have it set so that Camino doesn't allow sites to reposition my browser. i appreciate this feature. a lot.
     
  9. Lixivial macrumors 6502a

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    Yeah, I've seen a few websites that move the window around in a spiral until, eventually (about a minute or two later) it stops at its original position. I want some professional websites, like Apple.com, to employ this technique in an obscure page (perhaps the knowledge base articles? Who reads those useless pages, anyway. :D ) just to upset users.

    Heck, it's about as obnoxious as embedding music or video in a main page, and Apple certainly hasn't jumped on that bandwagon. :rolleyes: :(
     
  10. miniConvert macrumors 68040

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    That's genius! Done. Thank you :) It's one of my Pet Peeve's on my PC w/IE :)
     
  11. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    its one the the main reasons i stick with Camino, that and the built in ad-blocking. and the speed.... anyways....

    if you enjoyed that... there is this one.
     
  12. mad jew thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    #12

    Do you want me to get any work done? :cool:
     

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