iDoch, my new swearword!

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  1. sambo. macrumors regular

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    iDoch, an abbreviation of "insert Deity of choice here"

    pronounciation: iD - as in iDiot -och as in Loch

    ever needed swearword you could use in front of a Rabbi, an Imam, a Llama, an Elder and a Priest all at the same time? iDoch is your friend.

    i should trademarke this....

    remember, you saw it here first.....
    sambo. :D
     
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    Your meant to trademark before telling people about iDoch. *thinks about trademarking iDoch for himself* :D
     
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    Yeah the creators of all things great.
     
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    your welcome, use it in a sentence today :)
    "iDoch knows your a fool Dubya!"
    "for iDoch's sake, who gives a five year old a chainsaw for christmas......"

    got a good gutteral bit at the end you can get some venom into :D

    i always liked TANJ from Larry Niven (There Aint No Justice)....

    my contribution to the lexicon. :)
     
  7. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    I keep pronouncing it iDock. :(

    I need more practice.
     
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    keep trying...

    och as in Loch... or ock as in Clock, it's a made-up word so it really doesn't matter i suppose....

    use it today!
     
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    I hope iDoch makes this thread burn in iPope. :D

    (insert place of punishment eternal)
     
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    I dunno, man... "aye doch" makes you sound like some weird combination of a Scot and a German. :)
     
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    dude?

    iD as in iDiot. :rolleyes:
    where's the 'aye' coming from? :confused:
     
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    Um, iPod, iMac, iBook, iLife, iWork, iSight, etc.

    Your suggestion that the "i" should be soft goes against our ingrained pronounciation of all things Apple. Ergo, it's "aye doch".
     
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    I pronounce iMac like "eye mack" but maybe that's just me. :)

    Anyway, used it twice today at uni and only got six strange looks. Admittedly, I was wearing a bright pink T-shirt (don't ask).
     
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    I'm curious as to why you even *have* one on the first place :eek:
     
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    Its the new trend. I see so many guy's wearing pink shirts, im thinking of buying one also :eek: Ive building up though, ive got a stripped pink shirt and next up is all pink :D
     
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    Hey! I said "don't ask"! :D

    It's for a play I'm in. It's kind of a promotional T-shirt. It's kind of hot pink too, which vBulletin doesn't seem to have. :(

    Trust me, you'll be getting pink shirts in NZ in about three years. That's generally how long it takes for fashion to reach you over there. :p

    Oh, and I have a pale pink shirt that I wear proudly of my own accord.
     
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    I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or insulted :rolleyes:
     
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    Hey, pink rawks! :p

    I'm wearing black pinstripe trousers from H&M and a hot pink dress shirt from Express today. :)
     
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    iDoch!

    iDoch knows what has happened to this thread..... :eek:
     
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    Just a little bit of metrosexual fun going on :p ;)
     
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    You know that's right! :) Don't let the Star Trek references stop it either! :D
     

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