"If I Ruled The World..."

[jsalzer]

Delete

You might want to test the Delete keys on your Apple keyboard to see if they perform the same function.

You got me.

I guess Apple loses their right to produce keyboards, as well. Companies will have to wine and dine me to gain the right to be the sole producer.

 

[Sesshi]

But we'd all have to use Dells.

No - you'd have the same manufacturers. But Dells would probably have another sticker on them:

"Official Personal Computer of God"

Then you'd just have to let market forces decide

 

[0007776]

Don't worry we tie you up and throw iPods at you until you die (in the techno equivalent of stoning) before long anyhow.

Especially since any petty tyrant should suffer "death by iPod."

But why would we waste perfectly good iPods when we could use Zunes instead?

 

[grapes911]

But why would we waste perfectly good iPods when we could use Zunes instead?

I don't think enough people own Zunes to finish the job.

 

[skunk]

No - you'd have the same manufacturers. But Dells would probably have another sticker on them:

"Official Personal Computer of God"

Then you'd just have to let market forces decide

Macs would then be used only by godless atheists. Is that any different from what happens now?

 

[jsw]

Macs would then be used only by godless atheists. Is that any different from what happens now?

I'm a probably-godless agnostic (simply because I find it takes too much faith to assume there cannot be a god or gods, esp. depending upon one's definition of the term). Were Sesshi god, then yes, I'd become truly atheistic.

 

[Sesshi]

That reminds me, once I do become God I need one of those Samsung or LG Windows Mobile smartphones to run my Smiting Lists on.

 

[mattscott306]

I'd rule it from infinite loop, with infinite power, and an infinite number of macs to help me.

 

[jsw]

That reminds me, once I do become God I need one of those Samsung or LG Windows Mobile smartphones to run my Smiting Lists on.

*** immensely relieved that he'll now never be found for Smiting ***

 

[Sesshi]

*** immensely relieved that he'll now never be found for Smiting ***

Alas, it'll have Push facilities. All my minions will have simultaneous access.