If Nintendo Were To Be A Woman (Not the ad).

Discussion in 'Games' started by bobber205, Nov 25, 2006.

  1. bobber205 macrumors 68020

    bobber205

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2005
    Location:
    Oregon
    #1
    What would you do to marry her? ;)

    Personally I would do anything. :D

    EDIT:
    Changed title to prevent confusion. ;)
     
  2. poppe macrumors 68020

    poppe

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2006
    Location:
    Woodland Hills
    #2
    That good eh? Has the Wii captured your heart or another console or just Nintendo in general?
     
  3. mad jew Moderator emeritus

    mad jew

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2004
    Location:
    Adelaide, Australia
  4. Dagless macrumors Core

    Dagless

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2005
    Location:
    Fighting to stay in the EU
    #4
    Thank god! I thought it was going to be the old Wii vs PS3 advert :rolleyes:
     
  5. Spanky Deluxe macrumors 601

    Spanky Deluxe

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2005
    Location:
    London, UK
    #5
    Good plan!
     
  6. clayj macrumors 604

    clayj

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    visiting from downstream
    #6
    Didn't really work too well the time I saw it used, though...
     
  7. WillMak macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2005
    #7
    As long as Nintendo allowed me to get a new woman/console every few years so I wouldn't have to worry about her getting old, obsolete and fat.
     
  8. Motley macrumors 6502

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2005
    #8
    Ha, so did I!
     
  9. cycocelica macrumors 68000

    cycocelica

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2005
    Location:
    Redmond, WA
    #9
    Divorce it for more than its worth because it can't please me enough.
     
  10. dmw007 macrumors G4

    dmw007

    Joined:
    May 26, 2005
    Location:
    Working for MI-6
    #10

    Such a player. :rolleyes: ;) :D
     
  11. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

    GFLPraxis

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2004
    #11
    Same here!
     
  12. RoxStrongo macrumors regular

    RoxStrongo

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2005
    Location:
    Bournemouth, UK
    #12
    and here. there really is no need for us to ever have it mentioned ever again.
     
  13. MRU macrumors demi-god

    MRU

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2005
    Location:
    Ireland
    #13

    ok no-one said the obvious.

    1 - you'd turn her on
    2 - you'd stick a cartridge in her slot.

    and unlike a real woman

    3 - if she started acting up you'd take her back for a refund..
     
  14. FireArse macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2004
    #14
    hhmmmm

    I'd try my hardest when playing with her to get to her break a sweat, but fail miserably!
     
  15. Dagless macrumors Core

    Dagless

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2005
    Location:
    Fighting to stay in the EU
    #15
    Everyone would want to have a go with her too, and knowing you, you'd let them :(
     
  16. greatdevourer macrumors 68000

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2005
    #16
    It's because she's so darn easy, now ;) Up to 4 people at once, all bouncing round having the time of their lives :D
     
  17. Foxglove9 macrumors 65816

    Foxglove9

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2006
    Location:
    New York City
  18. thegreatluke macrumors 6502a

    thegreatluke

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2005
    Location:
    Earth
    #18
    How bout a good ol' fashioned shotgun wedding?

    Well, a Nintendo lightgun wedding.

    You can bring a dog to laugh at you too!
     
  19. pgc6000 macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2004
    #19
    I don't think I'd marry it...but I wouldn't mind having some drinks and going to bed with it that night...almost like a one night stand, but more of a one night play.
     
  20. Peterkro macrumors 68020

    Peterkro

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2004
    Location:
    Communard de Londres
    #20
    If Nintendo was a women She would probably stab most of you.:)

    PS first post in the Games area in fact first time I've looked at it.
     
  21. Spanky Deluxe macrumors 601

    Spanky Deluxe

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2005
    Location:
    London, UK
    #21
    Welcome Peterkro!

    It would be very interesting if Nintendo were a woman, they're getting much more interested in alternative forms of simulation and control...
     
  22. aholden12592 macrumors regular

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2006
    #22
    if nintendo was a woman than her daughter the Wii would be a slut because everybody uses her. And raising a slut for a daughter would be a damn hard thing. I would marry Sony because she's rich and all her products are HOT
     
  23. sikkinixx macrumors 68020

    sikkinixx

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2005
    Location:
    Rocketing through the sky!
    #23
    ok this has gone far too far.

    I know that Nintendo (ie. 2nd coming of Christ) is loved by many around here but....come on! :p
     
  24. seenew macrumors 68000

    seenew

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2005
    Location:
    Brooklyn
    #24
    I know, I was going to suggest a ban. :D
     
  25. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2004
    #25
    If Nintendo were to be a woman, you guys would have a life and wouldn't even begin to think about ridiculous questions like this.
     

Share This Page