If you have ever thought of copying your butt...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iGary, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Yay! another non-fatal Darwin Award candidate, potentially.

    :D
     
  2. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    OW!

    He obviously has never learned proper butt-photocopying technique.
     
  3. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    I read somewhere recently that one of the major copier manufacturers is now making their glass thicker because there have been so many incidents like this.

    Edit: Found the story. It's Canon...they've started making the glass a millimeter thicker.
     
  4. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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  5. Mr. Durden macrumors 6502a

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    I'd be way too scared to do that at work anyway. Dont people know that there are cameras EVERYWHERE? And I'm also guessing that with my considerably smaller ummmm... "frame", that I would at least escape without getting jagged broken glass in my azz.

    The only thing missing from that video was his female boss walking in on him stuck in there.
     
  6. Oryan macrumors 6502a

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    OUCH!

    Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.
     
  7. CanadaRAM macrumors G5

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    Yeah... "Doc, I want you to sew this back on again, and not ask me too many questions, OK?"
     
  8. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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    Hope the shattered glass plate didn't leave any sharp parts cutting off any vital parts... can't see how he can afford loosing any other body parts since he's clearly lacks a brain already... :rolleyes:
     
  9. cyberddot macrumors 6502

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    Shezus, that's just pathetic. "uh...yeah Doc...I was backing through this sliding glass door...naked...and, uh" :rolleyes: I wonder how hard he was trying not to yell a bit louder about the glass in his butt?

    Katie...something tell me that you wouldn't have the same battle with gravity that this guy deals with on a daily basis.




     
  10. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Since when do CCTV cams have audio of that quality?

    That was funny to watch though, LOL! :D

    I love Google video.
     
  11. floyde macrumors 6502a

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    They should add a seat as well while they're at it. They could prevent so many injuries...
     
  12. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    And a cupholder...
     
  13. jadekitty24 macrumors 65816

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    Gary, I'm loving your obsession with Google video...it's great!
     
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    YO!!! LOL!!! that sh% was funny as hell!....i was not expecting for him to get his fat arse stuck in there...good times.


    Bless
     
  16. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    I agree. I find it hard to believe... but it is amusing.
     
  17. CompUser Guest

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    SO THATS what happened to the copy machine in the media center.

    I should have known

    :p
     
  18. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Meh, I got too much scrotum last time I tried photocopying my butt.

    Too much scrotum, not enough ass. And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.
     
  19. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    If you're ever my secretary, I am putting a deadbolt on the copier lid.
     
  20. iBlue macrumors Core

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    hahaha... i just got that. :p :D
     
  21. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Ya, that would be very weird to have to explain. :eek: :)
     
  22. aquajet macrumors 68020

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    Apparently, there were enough complaints about that issue that Canon now offers a full range of bidets in their 2006 Office Machines catalog.
     
  23. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Quite funny after you give it some thought. :) :p
     
  24. iBlue macrumors Core

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    indeed!

    are they going to have to used tempered glass on those things now? what a bunch of knuckleheads!
     

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