I'm gonna be rich™ (Again.)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iGary, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. iGary Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #1
    Hello,

    My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed forcancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.

    I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

    My response:

    It's good you are dying.
     
  2. clayj macrumors 604

    clayj

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    visiting from downstream
    #2
    Presumably this is some sort of dead Nigerian dictator scam?
     
  3. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #3
    Yeah, 401 scam.

    I get so much fracking junk at my .mac mail.
     
  4. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

    mkrishnan

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2004
    Location:
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    #4
    Can we go jogging and do photography stuff together when we're both in hell? ;)
     
  5. cr2sh macrumors 68030

    cr2sh

    Joined:
    May 28, 2002
    Location:
    downtown
    #5
    I wish some dying nicaraguian would leave me all her money.

    I'd blow it on hookers and blow.
     
  6. clayj macrumors 604

    clayj

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    visiting from downstream
    #6
    I love how she was diagnosed FOR cancer.

    These morons might actually be more successful if they'd learn some proper English. Some of their e-mails read like Japanese stereo instructions from 20 years ago. ("Now you are connecting the RCA input cable to the RCA input jack labeled 'RCA input'.")
     
  7. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #7
    Absolutely. :D
     
  8. Lau Guest

    #8
    Tell you what, when you receive the money, I'll get you in touch with Yves St Laurent (also known as Lindsey Griffin, oddly) who was kind enough to email me this morning with some excellent deals on pirated software.

    Let me know.

    ;)
     

    Attached Files:

  9. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

    mkrishnan

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2004
    Location:
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    #9
    Excellent! *twiddles tail*
     
  10. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

    Lord Blackadder

    Joined:
    May 7, 2004
    Location:
    Sod off
    #10
    I've managed to keep all my Yahoo/Gmail accounts free of this crap...but I guess it's only a matter of time....
     
  11. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #11
    I probably get 50 junk mails a day.

    All .Mac-based.
     
  12. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2004
    #12
    i gotta say my gmail filter has been pretty good. keeps the junk out. although some of it does get through, and what does mail.app is usually able to catch. although i have a gmail account set up just for newsletters and the like so that it gets all the crap, and one of 'em is totally clean because i hardly use it and when i do its only with family and friends.
     
  13. cr2sh macrumors 68030

    cr2sh

    Joined:
    May 28, 2002
    Location:
    downtown
    #13
    Whoa.. this one's even better:
    I'm not sure what they're talking about... but I think I'm supposed to please my wife.
     
  14. iBlue macrumors Core

    iBlue

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2005
    Location:
    London, England
    #14
    those 419 (or 401 or whatever it is) scams are so screwed up. how annoying. does anyone actually fall for that crap anymore?

    i love your response iGary. :D
     
  15. rdowns Suspended

    rdowns

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2003
    #15
    That bitch promised me her eternal love. Two timing @#$%^^&
     

Share This Page