I'll just get Bluetooth implants in my ears.
Screw headphones and wires.
The future is now ... Or at least it was ...
Three years ago.
lol. You never know, it may actually come to that someday. (Mind you, I saw a really morbid episode on Nextflix the other day that might kinda put you off the idea (Season 1 Episode 3 of Black Mirror, in case you were interested). Don't bother watching it though unless you wanna feel uneasy.
But on a lighter note though, you also reminded me of a joke I heard years ago...
(I heard this back in the 80's, so this was long before the AppleWatch came out, but kinda funny looking at it now to see that the first part is now possible) but anyways...
Three Businessmen at a golf course, all boasting at how important they are.
First guy starts talking into his watch and says "I'm so important to my company that they built me a watch that lets me make phone calls, just so that they can get hold of me wherever I am"
Second guy trying to show off says "That's nothing! My company invented telephone implants, check this out..." (and he extends his finger and thumb into a telephone shape, and starts talking into it).
Third guy suddenly runs off unexpectedly.
Worried about him, the other two go look for him, and hear strange grunting noises behind one of the bushes, and find the third businessman there crouching down with his trousers and underpants round his ankles.
"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't realize." Said the first businessman.
Second businessman says "Was it something you ate?"
The third businessman replies "No, it's not what you think... It's alright, I'm just expecting a fax!!"