Oh yeah, no hyperbole there. Right.
I find posts like these hilarious. So now any screen that isn't retina is like reading through Vaseline mixed with sand? Given that no apple product had a retina display until 2010, and no product but the iPhone until this year, it's a miracle any text has been read on an apple device in the company's 30+ year history up until now.
And I find posts like yours sad.
I was kidding. The fact that I have to explain that I'm kidding after what I wrote is sad. I could say, without any hyperbole whatsoever, the saddest thing ever...and I used to work in a puppy slaughter house when I was an orphan.