iPhone 4 - Strategy To Shoot Hidden Cam Video Of Naked Wife Needed

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    One of the main reasons that I bought the iP4 was it's 720p HD video capabilities. My wife is just not into the whole sex tape thing, so I'm going to have to do it sneaky-style. I've got two main challenges:

    1. Disguise. Need to know how to position the iPhone so it doesn't look like an iPhone pointed at her. Has to be in landscape mode, so its a bit tricky to put it somewhere.

    2. Backlight. Need to know if there's an app or a setting that allows the backlight to be turned off while video is recording. Even if I can prop the iPhone in such a way that she doesn't see it, the glowing backlight is a dead-giveaway.

    Anyone successfully attempt such a strategy? If so, can you share how you did it?

    TIA

    BJ

    Posted from my iPhone 4
     
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    inb4lock

    inb4troll
     
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    This has got to be a joke.........right?
     
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    Wasn't this the same guy that was bragging about not accepting a free bumper because he loved Apple?

    Edit: Yeah he was.

    I think his account has been hacked, his last post was exactly one month ago.
     
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    This is the best thread I've seen all week.
     
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    Awesome thread.

    You need to talk your wife into it because no matter how you get it setup its not going to be anywhere near as good as if she let you do it. My girl loves it..and so do I:D
     
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    For $19.95, I'll give you a DVD containing 2 full hours of your wife having sex.

    Just not with you.
     
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    ReallyBigFeet

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    BoltJames didn't have his account hacked. He's been a troll since day one of the iPad launch.
     
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    Unless you want to get divorced, don't do it.

    Just don't even try.
     
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    If I give u a decent plan can u email me the tape? (i might be joking or not lol)


    It all depends where ur ulna do it so to speek

    So if it's in ur bedroom u have to disguise it beforehand and then lead her to the location

    Like u said prop it up and hide it between 2 pillows, u know test it beforehand.

    And as for backlight u can put the bright ness all the way down and u will be fine
     
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    It would be funny if this was his wife!
     
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    1) This is probably illegal and get you branded for life as a sex offender

    2) This will probably get you a trip to divorce court

    3) Can't you see her naked anytime? Or is not putting out?

    4) Please post the video when you're done.


    :)
     
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    vincenz

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    Oh yeh? Well I have ipod touch x4.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Oh, wait.
     
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    Same guy, but a real situation. I need advice.

    No, its still noticeable. At night, too bright. During the day, reflects off of whatever I'm hiding it in.

    BJ
     
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    Cover the entire screen with a sharpie pen.
     
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    Frenchjay

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    Me+iphone4+wardrobe+1naked wife= problem solved.
     
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    Duct tape.
     
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    Ipr0n4
     
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    Cover the screen with a micro fiber cloth
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    The second I saw this thread's title I was like "wut?" lol

    Dude, not to be joking but all I have to say is: "There's an app for that." :D
     
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    I <3 boltjames
     
  24. macrumors 6502

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    Double sided tape... tell her it's a tattoo.
     
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    Frenchjay

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    There is actually alot of helpful replys in this thread lol :D

    This can't be serious, just buy some wine woman always get naked after wine :D my lady does anyway!

    Disclaimer: no pics will be provided of my woman after consuming wine :D
     
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