Iran: No we don't have a time machine

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    It's too bad it won't go backward. Then they could apprehend and punish those spies/diplomats that escaped in '79 :)
     
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    Backups are everything!

    Yeah, exactly!
     
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    But then Ben never would have gotten his Oscar?!?!?! My mind just exploded from temporal anomalies.
     
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    Iran is no threat to anyone. :confused:
     
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    I would think that the current policies put in place by the people in charge of Iran would be all the proof you needed that they had a time machine. At least one that went backwards.
    ;)
     
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    designs216

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    It's more plausible for his writing than his acting.
     
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    DUCKofD3ATH

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    That's absurd. They're a member of the Axis of Evil because they support terrorism. Also, they're building or have built nuclear weapons.

    Nukes alone make them a threat to everybody who doesn't routinely wear lead-lined overalls and live underground in a bomb shelter.
     
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    You understand that we were getting Iranian intelligence agency help and support after 9/11...right up until Bush placed them in the axis of evil at that dumfounding speech.
     
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    DUCKofD3ATH

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    Oh that.

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/tehran/axis/map.html
     
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    marzer

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    Well actually...

    "Iran: No we don't have a time machine"

    ...not any more.
     
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    They DO have a leader that looks like Ringo Starr........think maybe they DID go back in time and clone him?
     
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    Despite the assertion that Iran has no time machine Israeli Mossad agents have reported sightings of an advanced development DeLorean type car and recommend a preemptive strike having yesterday successfully carried out an assassination on a Dr Emmett Brown while dressed as tennis playing penguins at Tehran's new Antarctica Sports Complex.
     
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    Iran does indeed have a time machine that is controlled by the clerics. It has brought their civilization back to the 7th century in many ways (grin).
     
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    Articles like posted above suggest no emergency. I think they are trying to tell us something without owning up to it.
     
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    They would have a time machine if they used Mac OS X 10.5 or later :D
     

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