Is anybody else tired of this

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by branjosef, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. macrumors 6502a


    Is anybody else tired of this. When I have an iphone and I am out and about trying to take pictures of all my overweight friends, I have to stand back really far just to get them in the shot. :eek: I would think that Steve Jobs could have taken this into account since recent reports indicate that almost 2/3 of all Americans are overweight. I love the widescreen and it helps alot but come on! Do I really need to stand back THAT FAR. :mad: I get tired just walking back to them. :confused:

    I would think that they could add some sort of software that could compensate for such obese people, or maybe make the screen just a tad bit wider...say a 13". :) Then I could take pics of my two favorite ladies without loosing an ounce of their preciousness. :cool: I know we have an app for checking out local chinese restuarants when you are in Arkansas :eek:as well as an app for staying up with the latest Nine Inch Nails news (didn't know they were still around) :confused: but maybe we could have an app that allows for proper photographing of overweight people or a hardware update? :D:D
    Who knows, Maybe this will be addressed in 3.0. Cheers ;)
  2. macrumors 68030


    i think you missed this one - :eek:
  3. macrumors G3


    No offense, but what the hell are you talking about?:confused::confused:
  4. macrumors G5


    How far do you have to stand back compare to a regular person?

    Perhaps you did not realize you are out of shape, or perhaps fat yourself?
  5. macrumors 68040

    the iphone is size-ist didnt you know? ;)
  6. macrumors 6502a


    Wow, its really far!! I mean I have a little junk in the trunk..maybe some spare food in the gut for lean times, but Its really tiresome. I try to get in shape. I watch all the workout infommercials at night with a bag of low fat doritos drinking my diet pepsi. :rolleyes: :D:D
  7. macrumors 6502

    That's easy to fix. Find new friends that isn't overweight. :cool:
  8. macrumors 6502

    Thanks a lot! Now whenever I back up while taking a picture of someone they're going to think I'm saying they're fat!
  9. macrumors 68000


    Are you, like, some super funny forum comedian or something?

    What's with these "joke" threads?
  10. macrumors regular

    Private Dirt

    I like the joke threads... everyone always seems to be wound too tight on this sight.

    Its a nice break from the tension IMO.
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  12. macrumors 6502a


    Spam anyone?
  13. macrumors 6502a


    Yeah, everyone likes a good joke thread. A GOOD joke thread. This one is teh fail.
  14. macrumors member

    Maybe you shouldn't have such fat friends.
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  16. macrumors regular


    To answer your question: no.
  17. macrumors 65816


    ooof got the douche chills on that one.
  18. macrumors 6502a


    I hope you realize you can actually rotate your phone to take photos in landscape.
  19. macrumors 6502a


    This will be addressed with the iPhone software 4.0 XL. :)

    Great post, branjosef. You made my day.

    Edit: branjosef got a time out for that? :confused::confused::confused:

    Come on, moderators. You can't be serious about that. That was a funny and elaborate post. :)
  20. macrumors 603


    I'm not sure the best way to combat obesity and over-consumption is by making accommodations for it. There's a reason you can't smoke it most bars/restaurants these days.
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