Is this real

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Jasonbot, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. Jasonbot macrumors 68020

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    I came upon this site recently while searching for information on a game with the same name.

    Anyone know if it's real because it seems really dodgy.
     
  2. Scarlet Fever macrumors 68040

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    either its real, or they put a lot of effort into a hoax :D
     
  3. northernmunky macrumors 6502a

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    seriously?
    you can buy 'HITMAN' T-SHIRTS FOR GODS SAKE!
    'Contract Killings for dummies'???

    come on.. its a hilarious joke! They're probably enjoying the emails that come in thinking they're actually going to do business with them :D
     
  4. iAlan macrumors 65816

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    I luv this bit...

    "HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."
     
  5. Jasonbot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Well If it's a hoax then damn, its frikking good. lol! And damn, it sure got me.
     
  6. EricNau Moderator emeritus

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    What have some of our clients had to say about us:

    "This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."
    D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver​


    "I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."
    S.M. -- Electrician​



    Hilarious! :D
     
  7. Osarkon macrumors 68020

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    If you click on the disclaimer on the bottom, it says it is in fact, a parody :)
     
  8. Jasonbot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Aw :( Thanks for spoiling the fun...:D
     
  9. whooleytoo macrumors 603

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    I wonder will they 'name and shame' anyone who mistakes this for a real hitman and puts in a contract! :D
     
  10. runplaysleeprun macrumors 6502a

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    I like the 5 bucks to submit a job application, but this line is included in the terms
     
  11. GFLPraxis macrumors 604

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    I wonder if anyone has actually believed the web site and tried to hire them.
     
  12. dllavaneras macrumors 68000

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    Aw man, I already had my list! :rolleyes:

    This one cracked me up the most:

    (emphasis added by me)
     
  13. GoCubsGo macrumors Nehalem

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    LMFAO I love it!
     
  14. smueboy macrumors 6502a

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    Thats a laugh, sick, but funny.

    Someone went to a lot of effort to put the webpage together!

    i like the greatest hits:
    1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
    2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
    3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
    4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
    5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse
    6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
    7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
    8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
    9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
    10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head
     
  15. atari1356 macrumors 68000

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    I like step 5 of ordering a contract killing:

     
  16. fivetoadsloth macrumors 65816

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    I more like the last line, "You are well advised to make your final payment your top priority" :D
     
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    That is terrible! :eek: :mad:
     
  19. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.
     
  20. Jasonbot thread starter macrumors 68020

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    How much you asking? :p
     
  21. Nuc macrumors 6502a

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    I laughed at this one. Sometimes I wish I had one. Oh wait I do it's called a crib...

    Nuc
     
  22. zero2dash macrumors 6502a

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    The ad at the bottom with two kids peering out from behind the cage screen is hilarious. :D
    [​IMG]
    "Infant confinement specialists" LOL
     
  23. Nuc macrumors 6502a

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    I checked the site out some more. Check out the accessories page that's even funnier.

    Nuc
     
  24. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    :p Peace.
     
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    I like 3 and 10. :p
     

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