It's Official: Humans taste like Pork

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  1. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html


    I knew it.

    What kind of sauce goes best with human?
     
  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Of course this will really inflame the middle east, and probably lead to the destruction of all Japanese two legged porkchops. :p
     
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    I will never eat another piece of bacon in the same way again.
     
  5. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Well, at least now I know why the A1 sauce never seemed to go right with it.
     
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    Maybe all this is part of the Cylon plan. Their Centurions start eating earthlings when they find earth.
     
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    Boy, I am glad that is settled...been keeping me awake at night wondering about it.
     
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    My mind was racing with ideas of HOW they'd know humans tasted like pork upon first reading the title of the thread. I must admit, robots were not included in my list of possibly scenarios.
     
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    And here all along I thought that human tasted like chicken. :rolleyes: :D :)
     
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    I would have guessed chicken too actually. :rolleyes:
     
  12. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    As my post in the Un-vegetarizing Myself thread a while back, thank goodness I stayed away from pork. I mean, what does it say when human and pig hearts are compatible?
     
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    OLD News

    Like about 500 years old.

    When the Europeans brought pigs into what is now Mexico, the Aztecs (whichever ones were still alive) specifically remarked how pork tasted just like the human flesh that they used to eat.

    P.S. Another factoid: the Aztecs also raised chiuauas for meat. So apparently they must be quite tasty. So next time you see a chiuaua, think of that succulent little morsel being spit-roasted like a lil' cornish hen :p
     
  15. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    There are many copies. And they have a plan. To eat you!!!!! :eek: ;) :D

    Isn't it on CSI where they always use pigs to simulate impacts of trauma on human tissue because their muscle tissue is similar to ours?

    Psssh, my tail is cuter though. :D
     
  16. Abstract thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    ^^Shut up, you! Little do you know, but humans also taste like panda.


    *licks lips*
     
  17. Queso macrumors G4

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    Reading this has actually made me feel quite ill, and I don't even eat meat.

    What's all that about? :confused:
     
  18. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

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    I have reported you to the appropriate Chinese authorities.

    Speaking of meat! For some reason when I see your avatar off to the side I always think that it's a cow (just the head) until I actually look at it... like... the baby penguin is the nose and the other penguins arm/head are the cows ears... weird.
     
  19. ziwi macrumors 65816

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    Kind of makes sense...I mean a pig eats slop and we as humans mostly eat slop and they say "you are what you eat"...;)
     
  20. Queso macrumors G4

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    Weird indeed :D :D

    If I blur my eyes I can sort of make out a cartoonish animal head, but it's still a penguin and chick the rest of the time.

    BTW, they had this report on the BBC this morning that one of the wildlife camera team filming Planet Earth had rescued a trapped penguin chick, and that loads of people had complained that the film crews should never interfere with nature, only observe it. How heartless can people be? Would they standby and watch two puppies in a sack drown? No.

    I got all mad at the TV :D
     
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    Don't go putting ideas in the TV exec's heads. Some programme commissioner would probably see Celebrity Sealclubbing as a ratings winner...

    It's a universally accepted fact that brown sauce is the condiment of choice for bacon butties, so I reckon it'd taste just as good in a person sarnie.
     
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    Brought to you by Birds Eye no doubt. After all, it's the seals that are depleting fish stocks :rolleyes:

    I'll wait for the Linda McCartney pretend version. Mmmmm, fake human :p

    BTW, it does bring a new meaning to the word bushmeat :D
     
  23. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Tabasco Habanero, of course!
     
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