Jedi Church Planned For Wales

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by themoonisdown09, Jan 13, 2009.

  1. macrumors 601


    Here is a snippet from the article:

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  2. macrumors Penryn


    Yeah, but they're Welsh. Surely this fact takes any legitimacy away.
  3. macrumors 6502a

    10 years from now it will be as big as scientology. And probably just as ridiculed.
  4. macrumors 68020


    Call me when they start levitating stuff and building light sabres... I'll sign up then.
  5. macrumors Core

    But a lot cheaper ...
  6. Moderator


    Staff Member

    I wanted to join but didn't have enough midi-chlorians...
  7. macrumors 6502


    At least they'll openly admit this one is fiction. Haha, but it's all good.
  8. macrumors G4

    Anglesey eh? Where else? :D
  9. Guest


    Must get boring out there on that little island :) Gorgeous place though.
  10. Moderator


    Staff Member

    Will their faith be stronger than the FSM?
  11. macrumors Penryn


    So it's Yoda versus Xenu for intergalactic and religious supremacy?
  12. macrumors G5


    I guess it's too cold to make crop circles right now. They need something to pass the time.

    "New Toy Teaches You How To Wield 'The Force' Using Brainwaves Or Something"
  13. macrumors Core

    Jaffa Cake

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  14. macrumors 68020


    Bah, concentrating to turn on a fan? I want to be lifting cars in the parking lot.

    And I want a GodForce-damned light sabre.
  15. macrumors 65816


    Just wait until Lucas sues them for copyright infringement!
  16. macrumors G5

    Sun Baked

    Got to be better than the other church of sci-fi, scientology. ;)

    And those who mock the Jedi, will have their Dianetics book cut in half with a lightsaber.
  17. macrumors 68020


    I think it's a great idea! "Sci-fi"religion can't be any worse than "supernatural"

    Supernatural forces were the fascination thousands of years ago and it gave all those culturally irrelevant religions people still won't shut up or stop fighting over to this day a way of suckering people in with the fear of what might happen after death if you don't think like they do.

    Plus, they could make May the 4th a bank holiday one day because of it :D
  18. macrumors 604


    I say throw these guys to the Lions... :eek:


  19. macrumors regular

    If you know where to look, there are some pretty damned good semi-functioning lightsaber replicas on the market, albeit without the actual ability to slice anything.
  20. macrumors 601


    Too bad Jedi don't exist. It would be interesting to see how they would do in the middle east conflict. Also Klingons in the Middle East would be interesting along with the Borg, Sandpeople, Wookies, Vulcans, and some Stormtroopers.
  21. macrumors 68020


    Bah, you forgot everyones favorites... Ewoks and Gungans...:D
  22. macrumors member

    just wait until they die
    big mistake
  23. macrumors 6502a

    Why? I suppose they have as much chance of becoming ghosts as anyone else.
  24. macrumors 68030

    true except they'll be shimmering blue instead of white :D
  25. macrumors Penryn


    "I see darth people...."

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