Jedi Church Planned For Wales

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    themoonisdown09

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    Here is a snippet from the article:

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    Abstract

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    Yeah, but they're Welsh. Surely this fact takes any legitimacy away.
     
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    10 years from now it will be as big as scientology. And probably just as ridiculed.
     
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    atszyman

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    Call me when they start levitating stuff and building light sabres... I'll sign up then.
     
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    But a lot cheaper ...
     
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    dejo

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    I wanted to join but didn't have enough midi-chlorians...
     
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    SteveMobs

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    At least they'll openly admit this one is fiction. Haha, but it's all good.
     
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    Anglesey eh? Where else? :D
     
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    garybUK

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    Must get boring out there on that little island :) Gorgeous place though.
     
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    yellow

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    Will their faith be stronger than the FSM?
     
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    So it's Yoda versus Xenu for intergalactic and religious supremacy?
     
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    Consultant

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    I guess it's too cold to make crop circles right now. They need something to pass the time.

    "New Toy Teaches You How To Wield 'The Force' Using Brainwaves Or Something"
    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/zomg_new_toy_teaches_you_how_t.php
     
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    Jaffa Cake

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    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
     
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    atszyman

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    Bah, concentrating to turn on a fan? I want to be lifting cars in the parking lot.

    And I want a GodForce-damned light sabre.
     
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    XnavxeMiyyep

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    Just wait until Lucas sues them for copyright infringement!
     
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    Sun Baked

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    Got to be better than the other church of sci-fi, scientology. ;)

    And those who mock the Jedi, will have their Dianetics book cut in half with a lightsaber.
     
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    barkmonster

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    I think it's a great idea! "Sci-fi"religion can't be any worse than "supernatural"

    Supernatural forces were the fascination thousands of years ago and it gave all those culturally irrelevant religions people still won't shut up or stop fighting over to this day a way of suckering people in with the fear of what might happen after death if you don't think like they do.

    Plus, they could make May the 4th a bank holiday one day because of it :D
     
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    gkarris

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    I say throw these guys to the Lions... :eek:

    ;)

    :D
     
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    If you know where to look, there are some pretty damned good semi-functioning lightsaber replicas on the market, albeit without the actual ability to slice anything.
     
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    BornAgainMac

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    Too bad Jedi don't exist. It would be interesting to see how they would do in the middle east conflict. Also Klingons in the Middle East would be interesting along with the Borg, Sandpeople, Wookies, Vulcans, and some Stormtroopers.
     
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    atszyman

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    Bah, you forgot everyones favorites... Ewoks and Gungans...:D
     
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    just wait until they die
    big mistake
     
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    Why? I suppose they have as much chance of becoming ghosts as anyone else.
     
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    true except they'll be shimmering blue instead of white :D
     
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    "I see darth people...."
     

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