Jessica Simpson smarter than I thought

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  1. freeny macrumors 68020

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    Maybe she alright:eek:

    i know scary she know right from wrong but indeed she does!
     
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    ummmm...... i'm not familiar with operation smile, but if she had a chance to do the organization some good, then maybe she blew an opportunity. so long as her presence wouldn't somehow raise money for the GOP, i think she should go.
     
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    You want scary? How about the idea that Jessica Simpson may be smarter than Bush?

    Of course, Homer Simpson is smarter than Bush....
     
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    That IS scary!:eek:
     
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    I want to help people with messed up faces, and junk!

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  7. Josh macrumors 68000

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    She is actually smarter than we thought.

    Not simply because she doesn't like Bush, but she did us all a favor.

    You see, if Jessica Simpson and W were in the same proximity, a void unlike any the universe has ever experienced would be created, and the universe as we know it would implode upon itself.

    I keed...I keed. I actually don't mind Jessica Simpson at all.
     
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    Well, she had a 50/50 chance. Yes/no. While she chose correctly, she's STILL dumb as rocks. Actually that insults the intelligence of rocks.
     
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    Ok... but she's hawt, so who cares?

    Who wants to meet Bush anyway? :rolleyes:
     
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    That actually sounds like the more desirable option right now...
     
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    Yes.. I'd like to "meet" a Bushless JS. :eeks:
     
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    Well, so much for the idea that JS is smarter than Bush:

    Oh well...back to dumbblondesville.

    Like, link.
     
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    That was the problem. She was there to raise awareness of her pet project, and they wanted to bring her on to help with their fundraising. Her Dad didn't want to do that. Not without getting paid. She's still an idiot.
     
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    i think it would be an honor to meet the president... politics aside.. i mean cmon' its the president......:eek:
     
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    Perhaps if the current President was someone who hasn't perverted the office so terribly...
     
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    A title does not a good person make. Though I admit, I'd love to meet the President in person. Not because it would be an honor, but because I'd get to tell him how I felt about him to his face. Profanities and all.

    Right before his security beats me up and throws me in prison. Or shoots me. But hey, at least I'd make a pretty martyr.
     
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    It's always an honour to meet a mass-murdering sociopath.

    Just make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
     
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    Of course Jessica Simpson loves Bush... she came up on the Xian music circuit.
     
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    from imdb news:
     
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    first came the monkeys

    then came the bush

    then came the apes

    then came the humans
     
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    Bush wanting Jessica Simpson to support him. Ploy to get all the little teenie boppers to vote for him?

    All the teenage girls in the country wouldn't make up for his 37% approval rating.
     
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    oh, come on, a dead rat would be more intelligent than bush. :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't know, I think he's smarter than a dead rat. ;) But yeah, now Jessy is backtracking. Everyone is saying she snubbed him, but she (or rather her Dad) just didn't want to campaign for them. Judging by his current popularity, she'd be better off snubbing him. This way, she gets it both ways. Says she not really avoiding him for the conservatives, but avoid him for the Bush haters.

    Everyone else doesn't care.
     

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