Jobs/Schiller '08 - your ideas please.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Chundles, May 22, 2006.

  1. Chundles macrumors G4

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    OK, I know I posted this already but nobody read Current Events so here it is in Community for everyone to comment:


    Feel free to add other ideas you might see coming from four years of a Jobs administration in the US, followed of course by "Four more years of Jobs"
     
  2. technicolor macrumors 68000

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  3. kretzy macrumors 604

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    -The State of the Union address would be accompanied by a Keynote.
    - All announcements would be made on Tuesdays.
    - Jonathon Ives would redesign all official logos etc
    -The official postage stamp would be the Mail icon
    - Amendments to the constitution would occur as regularly as OS X updates, but rather than using ordinal numbers to name them, version numbers (eg Amendment 10.4.6) or feline names can be used.
     
  4. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Anyone accused of leaking or helping distribute classified information is actually prosecuted
     
  5. AvSRoCkCO1067 macrumors 65816

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    Very, very nice.

    How could anyone top this???
     
  6. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    - A new message board called PrezRumours is started to talk about the President and possible decisions he may make. A "Page 2" is then started that reports presidential decisions that are too good to be true.
     
  7. Blackheart macrumors 6502a

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    The Boeing 747 known as Air Force One has been switched out in favor of a Gulfstream V.
     
  8. adk macrumors 68000

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    Stuck in the middle with you
  9. clayj macrumors 604

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    I can't BELIEVE no one mentioned this one:

    Perpetual investigation of Microsoft by the Department of Justice, the FBI, the IRS, FEMA, the CIA, and the NSA.

    Why'd an ex-Microsoftie have to be the one to think of this?
     
  10. Peyton macrumors 68000

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    Searching census results is as easy as using spotlight

    Jobs insists that turtlenecks are sewn into pants to relieve one step for all americans.

    All credit cards are now half the size and play music with a virtual click wheel that 'holigrams' itself one foot from your eyes no matter where it is.

    When ever Jobs does not know the answer to a question he holds up a giant rainbow pinwheel that spins furiously in front of his face as he thinks of what to say, which usually insists that you leave feedback, and it will be read, but not responded to.

    :D
     
  11. mjstew33 macrumors 601

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    We would get the unexpected - in a good way.

    He's got a great mind. Great guy. :)
     
  12. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    grrr i hate these politicals threds.....

    not even in the rite section grrrr



    :p
     
  13. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Justice, served at long last! :D ;) :)
     
  14. Blackheart macrumors 6502a

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    Given recent troubles among insurance companies, there will now be a U.S.Care™ warranty available to all citizens
     
  15. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Yay, affordable insurance for all at long last! ;) :D
     

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