JOKE OF THE DAY

Discussion in 'Community' started by public enemy, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. public enemy macrumors regular

    public enemy

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    #1
    What do computers and air conditioners have in common?



    They both don't perform perfectly when you open windows!



    *if this has been posted before, or everyone has heard this- sorry*

    continue on joke of the day..... :eek:
     
  2. MacAztec macrumors 68040

    MacAztec

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    Here's one a friend told me the other day, I think it is funny.

    A grandpa and his grandson are out fishing on a lake. They are out there for about 30 minutes, and the grandpa cracks open a beer. The Grandson says "Hey grandpa, can I try some?". The grandpa says "Does your pecker touch your butthole"? The grandkid says "No, it doesn't". So the grandpa says "well, sorry, you can't have any then"

    So another 45 minutes go by, and the grandpa grabs a cigarette. Once again, the grandson asks for one. The grandpa asks him "does your pecker touch your butthole"? Once again, the kid says no, and isn't allowed a cigarette.

    So, another 30 minutes go by, and the grandson gets out a bag of cookies. He is busy eating them, and then Granpa says "Hey sport, you think I could have one of those cookies?" The grandson says "Does your pecker touch your butthole?" The grandpa says "it sure does!". The grandkid looks at him and says "Well then Grandpa, go f**k yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me!"
     
  3. w_parietti22 macrumors 68020

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    Haha. Thats great! lol. :D
     
  4. MacAztec macrumors 68040

    MacAztec

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    Yeah, I busted up pretty hard when I heard it .
     

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