Joke: Your brain has 2 parts

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  1. KKKL macrumors 6502

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    Your brain has two parts:
    One is in the left
    And the other is in the right
    The right one has nothing left
    And the left one has nothing right.
     
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  3. iSaint macrumors 603

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    It's gone, wasted...

    Haven't you asked that question before?

    :p
     
  4. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Yes. It worked once. What an odd situation that was. :confused:
     
  5. iAlan macrumors 65816

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    I can help you get it back but it will take 20-or-so minutes waiting in line to have the request validated

    :D
     
  6. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    My left brain thinks that joke is a waste of time and my right brain thinks it's a waste of space. ;)
     
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    I do too. I like more of on the spot jokes than setups like "knock knocks" or this type or a joke.
     
  9. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    That's a slight improvement.
     
  10. wimic macrumors regular

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    A Rebound! :)

    How about this one...

    A polar bear walks into a pub, sits at the bar and says "I'll have rum..................................................... and coke"

    The bartender looks at him and says "why the big pause?"

    the polar bear looks up at him and says "i've had them my whole life!"

    :)
     
  11. Lau Guest

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    Celine Dion walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?".
     
  12. nodabs macrumors regular

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    That joke was just in the last issue of Maxim... :D
     
  13. Chundles macrumors G4

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    A blind man walks into a bar.

    A few people laugh but pretend to feel guilty for doing so later when recounting the story at the pub.
     
  14. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

    So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

    The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and barely caught his flight.

    One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

    Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

    The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked.

    "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

    "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

    "What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

    The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

    When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.

    Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
     
  15. wimic macrumors regular

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    wow chundles.. i don't get that one at all.

    pretty funny one about the cabby though ... had a good laugh at that
     
  16. SamIchi macrumors 68030

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    That's an old one... real old.
     
  17. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    Perhaps, it has to do with the fact that they drink in pubs, not bars. ;) Perhaps, a bar is a long piece of metal.
     
  18. nitynate macrumors 6502a

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    How about this one.



    A jew walks into a bar..................

    He buys it.





    *disclaimer- anything said in previous words should not be taken seriously and nothing is meant with any offence. thank you.​
     
  19. wimic macrumors regular

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    i heard it before too... but it's still good
     
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  21. calculus Guest

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    A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre - so he gives her one.
     
  22. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    If they were parallel bars, Morgan could walk into the other one.
     

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