Keira Goes to Mickey D's (Humor)

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  1. Balin64 macrumors 6502a

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    The Girl has GOT to eat! No offense Keira Lovas... ;)
     

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  2. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    And McDonalds is the place? No one should eat there :p
     
  3. Balin64 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Right, absolutely Right...

    But if you want to gain fatty fast, that's the place. You're not exactly going to get fat at the Pret, are ya?

    Speaking of Pret a Manger, when will they bring them here to the fat 'ol USA? I think it would be a big hit in the "Blue States." Pret a Manger would NOT fly in Oklahoma, I'll tell you that. When I lived in London I ate at the Leicester Square at least once a day... loved their stuff.

    Anyway, let's have Keira visit "high caloric" places. Get Photoshoppin'!
     
  4. BigDogg macrumors member

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    LOL! yeah right keira is most likely a vegetarian how skinny she is!
    But seriously she is super fine and I would take her anyday! Never change Kiera!

    -A Keira fan
     
  5. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Pret, although nice is expensive. McDonalds have a 33% stake in them BTW. Apparently, they've also opened some NY branches...

    http://www.answers.com/topic/pret-a-manger
    http://www.mcspotlight.org/media/press/mcds/guardian010201.html
     
  6. russed macrumors 68000

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    sorry to hijack the thread (well take it of course slightly) i must say edesign i love you avatar a the moment. and it really freaked me out when she winked at me! :eek:
     
  7. Balin64 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Bunk! Mc D's ruins everything...

    Blue Velvet: Thanks for the Pret update. Now they need to start moving west!

    Mc D's probably bought a stake in Pret because they know that UK residents will eventually reject their horrible food altogether someday and they want to stay in business there. It would not surprise me if they try to buy Pret out right. Makes me sick.

    On the Keira front: yes, she's fine as butta. But, I have had very svelte girlfriends, and "voluptious" ones... I must admit that I did not prefer either one... speaking from my very personal experience and opinion, I would say that someone like... Salma Hayek or... Drew Barrymore are just right. Devilish temptresses like Angelina Jolie: forget it! They belong on another planet! Too much sensuality, sensory over load! I met Angelina a few years back. My manpsyche is still trying to recover.

    So, in my opinion, Keira would be MUCH fitter if she gained a couple of pounds.

    PS: Boycott every thing McDonald's, Disney or Microsoft produces. I am ALMOST free of the Axis of Evil, except for freakin' MS Office which I need for work. Dammit.
     
  8. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    that looks photoshopped. am i missing something? or is that the point? :confused:
     
  9. BigDogg macrumors member

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    I am sure it is photshopped it is the same pic of keira used in edesign's avatar. ;)
     
  10. Phat_Pat macrumors 68000

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    ...lol i'm not sure we should start a Keira photoshop thread..... things could get weird..... :rolleyes: ;)
     
  11. angelneo macrumors 68000

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    Another Keira thread! :D We might as well get her to be Macrumors mascot.
     
  12. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    edesignuk, do you have an alarm system in your house whereby every time the word kiera comes up on Macrumors, red flashing lights and sirens go off in the edesign household as you drop the coffee and sprint for the keyboard?

    Can't really blame you though, she is pretty hot for a European.
     
  13. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    It should be tea... ;)
     
  14. IDANNY macrumors 6502a

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    Yah I thought I was tripping when it was winking at me. I looked at it for like 5 mins. :eek:
     
  15. chanoc macrumors 6502

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    I see better looking chicks on the Howard Stern show. Maybe if Keira got some implants, to about a D cup and did some porn, she would interest me. ;)
     
  16. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    LOL!! Last time I was in London a couple years ago, I was flabbergasted at the amount of Pret a Mangers! And without exception, there was NEVER a Starbucks any further then 200ft. I began to wonder if they built a Star*ucks and the night after opening day a Pret spontaneously appeared. Very "Pratchettian"!

    That and I wondered if Cadbury Eggs were actually aliens whose mothership finally landed..
     
  17. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    pretty hot for a european??? Whats that supposed to mean.
    To me, the average european is finer than the average american.
     
  18. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    Not everyone is a chubby chaser :)


    P.S. Wikipedia is AWESOME! I never thought they would have an entry for "chubby chaser"!
     
  19. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    That's casting a pretty wide net there mate...

    The US has such a genetic grab-bag to chose from, much of it European - it can be so right, and so wrong - and everwhere in between.

    Same with Europe, of course. Immigration and increased mobility has made all bets suspect. And, of course, there is no accounting for taste...

    personally, I find the British to be slightly sub-par appearance-wise (as a generalization), which makes someone like Keira all the more unlikely. I feel free to say this because I am British. haha.

    I loves me some French women, however...I also like thin, as I am, and don't want to be, well, crushed.
     
  20. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Why attack the Americans? Check my location! On that note, I GENERALLY find the Euro style a little gaunt/hairy for my liking whereas the Americans seem relatively plastic/fat but that is a GENERALIZATION! Please nobody be offended, it's my taste.
     
  21. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Actually a few studies, a couple of years back, found McDonalds food to be healthier then Pert's.
    A Chicken McSandwich contained less fat than Pret's ckicken salad sandwich,
    or something like that.
     
  22. munkle macrumors 68030

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    Hmmm...link to support such a claim?

    I'm sure some McDishes might be healthier than some of the offerings at Pret but to say McD's is a healthier alternative is a pretty strong statement.

    Saying that, am I the only who doesn't like Pret?! I just can't stand them being at every single corner...sometimes it just feels like central London is just a big Starbucks/Pret/McFCHut orgy. It's even worse in the City, you're guaranteed to be able to see three separate Prets from every corner :rolleyes:
     
  23. Kato C. macrumors member

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    OK, OK, I am going to get flamed......well, here goes....
    I just don't find her attractive in that picture.
    Real women with real personalities and real, normal bod's are much more attractive, in my very humble opinion.
    One wonders if her public persona isn't becoming a characterisation....

    I'd better get my fire extinguisher fully charged.
     
  24. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Nice way to get started.

    At least you didn't say that she can skip the personality and just opt for a pair of breast implants. ;)
     
  25. tech4all macrumors 68040

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    You have good point, but you say real women with real personalities and real, normal bodies are much more attractive. Course that is subjective as other's might find other qualities attractive in a woman, but I do agree with you.

    BUT....

    Have you ever met her to know her personality? And what's wrong with her body? Where is not real?
     

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