Keira Knightley doesn't like her arse

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MOFS, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. MOFS macrumors 65816

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    :eek:

    (OK OK...this is based on an original article in the Daily Mirror - will try to find the original link.)

    Sorry edesignuk... ;) :p
     
  2. WinterMute Moderator emeritus

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    I think you'll find edesignuk likes Keira's arse well enough for the both of them.... :D

    I think the girl doth protest too much howerever.
     
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  4. neoelectronaut macrumors 68020

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    So...why again do we care if Keira No-Name doesn't like a body part?

    My dog doesn't like his tail, you don't see me posting it in current events. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I don't like anything about Keira from the neck down. :D

    *points Keira to the nearest bridge*
     
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  7. all-devourer macrumors newbie

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    that article is kinda funny. "kind of the first time I had done a nude thing," except The Hole and Doctor Zhivago. But other than those which her agent is trying to hide from the US audience (guess the agent's never heard of the internet) kind of the first time.
     
  8. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    It's just a bit of community banter, fairly obviously for my benefit, don't take it so seriously :rolleyes: :)
     
  9. Passante macrumors 6502a

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    edesignuk, is that a new hair style?

    Is life really better as a blond? :D
     
  10. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Yeah, I'm not a fan, but it's been like it for a while now and this is one of the better pictures IMO. Still prefer the old look!
     
  11. MOFS thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Oh...right...um...that was quite hard to find (looks left, right to see if anyone believes him).

    Sorry

    But you have to admit, e, its kinda turning into keirarumors. What with xmillion clicks for Keira, and this bit of banter.

    PS: The only reason I brought this up was because my flatmates (who are girls :D ) saw this in an article in the magazine from the Mirror (or something like that) yesterday, and started bitchin' about her. Partly because they think I fancy her :( .
     
  12. jxyama macrumors 68040

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    because keira knightley is slightly more famous than your dog?
     
  13. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Don't bother. He just enjoys getting on your case....
     
  14. wdlove macrumors P6

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    It just seems to be very normal for women to change hairdo frequently. Just as they like to change wardrobe. It seems that the majority of women have at least one thing that they dislike about their body.
     
  15. jamdr macrumors 6502a

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    I think his point was that no one gives a crap either way. I will never understand this strange fetish with an anorexic, slightly below-average looking girl.
     
  16. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    But some people do, most don't of course, but does it matter? As I said earlier to neoelectronaut, it's just banter, fair enough it's not banter you want to be a part of, but I don't really care about that either :p

    sheesh.
     
  17. maya macrumors 68040

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    What a shame, I didn't realize she had one, or is it due to the fact that she doesn't have one that she doesn't like hers. :rolleyes: ;) :)
     
  18. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    What the **** is wrong with you all? You must be insane to think this "Keira Knightly" is so fantastic! Good lord, you make me sick with this constant bantering. Everybody knows that Natalie Portman is infinitely hotter than this "Keira" anyway. Humph.

    Lets' stop wasting time and bandwidth with this pointless drivel and get back to important, relevant MR discussions like "Powerbook G5 soon?" or "Can I get 30 fps in Doom 3 on my Mac mini?" Geeeeeeez...







    ... :rolleyes: :D

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  19. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Very good, very good :)
     
  20. clayj macrumors 604

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    Ways In Which Keira Knightley Is CLEARLY Superior To Natalie Portman

    1. She has a sexy English accent. Natalie Portman does not.
    2. She understands that she's an ENTERTAINER, and that it's not wise for her to make public statements about politics. Natalie Portman does not.
    3. Better soccer player. (For me, football = NFL... sorry guys. And go Liverpool!)

    So right there you see that Keira wins, because in most other respects she and Natalie are quite similar (enough so that Keira played Natalie's double in SW:TPM).

    P.S.: Like the new avatar!
     
  21. maya macrumors 68040

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    You sure they were not separated at birth. ;) :)

    What happens when you have a flying stock with difficulty at reading and taking directions? ;) :)
     
  22. clayj macrumors 604

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    Considering the 4 year age difference, I'm gonna go with 'pretty sure' on this one. :rolleyes:
     
  23. iGav macrumors G3

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    I wouldn't listen to her if she did, she comes across as a right doughnut when she's being interviewed. :eek: :p
     
  24. wdlove macrumors P6

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    What's not to like. It's quite unique among on the other Avatar's on MacRumors. :D
     

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