Landover Baptist! A Christmas Message From Pastor Deacon Fred!

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  1. chanoc macrumors 6502

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    Landover Baptist, Unsaved Not Welcome! :p

     
  2. Desertrat macrumors newbie

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    :D:D:D

    Has not Christmas become a secular holiday for many? What percentage of people who skip work on Christmas venerate Jesus? For that matter, the same question holds for President's Day or Veterans Day or MLK Day.

    If one acknowledges Christ, is he not saved? A small child is far more apt to believe the words of "Jesus Loves Me" than most adults I know.

    Satire is fun, but too many who try it aren't really competent in the attempt...

    :), 'Rat
     
  3. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    This is a parady, right? Please tell me it is. :(
     
  4. Cooknn macrumors 68020

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    From landoverbaptist.org:
     
  5. Mr_Ed macrumors 6502

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    Thankfully, I think the answer is "Yes, it's a parody." I find it hard to believe a legitimate "church" on-line would have an advertisement for a "What would Jesus do?" Thong. :D
     
  6. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Hey, what can I say? I'm gullible sometime. :p

    edit: I have recently purchased 3 bridges. I am willing to sell them at a discount, as I no longer have a use for them. pm me, and I will give details.
     
  7. Desertrat macrumors newbie

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    Roger, does your price include delivery? I'm really in need of one.

    :), 'Rat
     
  8. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    You just never know, and I am sometimes taken in, I had hoped it was a parady, but it is a big village. Glad to hear it is not real!
     
  9. takao macrumors 68040

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    funny read...thanks for posting it...the whole link caused a few nice smiles ;)
     
  10. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Unfortunately, no. But I am willing to ship it FexEx for 3995 :D
     

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