Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle

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  1. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy -- the wrong haircut.

    "...the 'negative effects' of long hair on "human intelligence development", ...long hair 'consumes a great deal of nutrition' and could thus rob the brain of energy."

    See – that conclusively proves how truly evil they are...

    :)
     
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  3. Blue Velvet thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Didn't consider that... oh well. I guess it is a war.

    A war on folly-cles...
     
  4. Xtremehkr macrumors 68000

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    Wait, after hair has grown it continues to suck energy from our brains, even to the point of increasing consumption with length?

    I hope North Koreans don't believe that stuff.
     
  5. Blue Velvet thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Yeah – so all you dudes & dudesses with the tresses... now you know the terrible risks you run.

    It's literally hair-raising stuff...
     
  6. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    Kinda makes you wonder why some people still believe strongly in socialism/communism... When my government tells me to cut my hair because it's too long, I'll tell them to piss off. Of course, I can do that in this country, but you'd probably be jailed in North Korea for saying that... Of course, my hair isn't that long, so I don't think I'd have a problem...
     
  7. Chip NoVaMac macrumors G3

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    In most any country, people will believe what their government tells them to believe. With North Korea, there will be fewer to question it, or speak openly against it.
     
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    Ah, but they do if you join the military, work for the post office, etc. I don't think telling them to piss off is going to do you any good either...
     
  10. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Well, I suppose longer hair does take more energy...

    But only if you comb it :p

    *goes on not combing his less than 1" long hair*
     
  11. Dont Hurt Me macrumors 603

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    Well i heard they are down to 2 meals a day most likely a rice cake and glass of tea which doesnt probably grow much hair in the first place. Their populace is malnutritioned but they did manage to build the bomb. Tyranny,Communism at its finest. Another example of a Govt destroying its own people for the sake of that Govt.
     
  12. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    I bet they tell them that Windows is good, too.....
     
  13. OutThere macrumors 603

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    I never combed my quite long (for a guy) hair that I had for about 6 months this year, but somehow it stayed smooth enough, if I stayed away from hats. (Which I didn't :D)
     
  14. Blue Velvet thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    See – that proves it.

    Because of the intelligence-sapping qualities of your hair, you were unable to logically and correctly assess the hat situation. Weakened and morally compromised...
     
  15. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Lawyer: Well, this is a tough one...do you think you can plead temporary insanity?

    Suspect: No No NO! The hair made me do it! It was the hair I tell you!
     
  16. Mord macrumors G4

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    if all that BS was true i would be stupid beyond belief.
     
  17. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    Hey, what does that say about guys like me who have very little hair left??

    Does that mean that they have sucked all of the nutrition out of my brain
    and there's nothing left in my head to feed on anymore??

    Guess when the crops start dying off it is a warning that the brain tank is low.


    Woof, Woof - Dawg
     
  18. OutThere macrumors 603

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    Maybe it means that you have a super high subconcious IQ, and your body ditched the hair when it realised that it was sucking away your life force... :p
     

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