Let's Be Pirates!

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  1. EGT macrumors 68000

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  2. macOSX-tastic macrumors 6502a

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    no. i refuse to partake in this ridiculous thread, what utter nonsense.

    YE SHALL KISS THE GUNNERS DAUGHTER FOR THIS! AVAST YE AND MAKE SAIL! DONT YOU BLOODY CROSS ME MR. CHRISTIAN! er, i mean iGary:D

    there you go, my lame attempt. jeez, its not even monday yet!

    henceforth: yar! moderators! avast ye and deleteth! (dont!!!)
    ;)
     
  3. ham_man macrumors 68020

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    Is there a Talk Like a Ninja Day? Or is the fact that Pirates have their own day a focal point of this eternal argument...? :rolleyes:
     
  4. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I wouldn't have thought so – surely ninjas are all quiet and silent?
     
  5. macOSX-tastic macrumors 6502a

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    there are tonnes of fads like this....each day of the year seems to be a national day for something.....eg:

    national go to australia day
    national kissing day
    national musical chairs day
    national text a random number day
    national make a dome day
    national idiot day
    national everyone has to use a mac cause they are brilliant day (mine:D)
    national everyone destroy a windows PC day (mine too)
    national do this day
    national do that day
    national go to the toilet day
    national search for something funny in google day
    national day day
    national night day
    national knight day
    national hug a random person day
    national flower day
    national rain day
    national chuckle brothers day

    to name but a few.

    i mostly get these "tomorrow is national whatever day, so make sure you do such and such by such a time or you will have bad luck for such and such years!!!" through instant messaging.
     
  6. G5Unit macrumors 68020

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    National Anime Talk Day!

    OH! AH! EH? Ka BOOM! NO! STOP! HE IS TO POWERFUL AT LEVEL 3! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
     
  7. macOSX-tastic macrumors 6502a

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    YOU A WINNER! HAHAHA! YOU A WINNER HAHAHA! PROCEEED TO NEXT LEVEL!!

    :D:D:D:D
     
  8. geese macrumors 6502a

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    National go to the toilet day?

    Why are Pirates called pirates?

    'Cos they AAaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
     
  9. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    HADOUKEN!!
     
  10. Chubypig macrumors 6502

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    I'm ready:
     

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  11. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Arrr, a lot o' fun bein' a pirate. Aye, me parrot concurs.
     
  12. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    Shouldn't that be every day?
     
  13. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Yar, we'd best be speakin' like gentlemen o' fortune now, me hearties! Ye scallowags to th' west o' me, you best be countin' th' minutes till ye stop speakin' the King's English, or ye better be preparin' for a keelhaulin' an' a trip to Davy Jones' Locker!
     
  14. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    i'm downloading the new family guy right now.

    wait, wrong pirate... :eek:
     
  15. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Nay, a pirate ye be, lad. Ye needn't be plunderin' pieces o' eight to join the sweet trade. Bits'll do.
     
  16. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Yar, join me in the galley, I like ye thinkin'!

    I've got me some gold dubloons and episodes of the simpsons to watch on my 1337 comput-arrrrh!




    HA! How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

    A BUCKANEER!!!
    HAR HAR HAR!

    ....back to fiscal policy..
     
  17. joepunk macrumors 68030

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    Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them? :p
     
  18. Cheese macrumors 6502

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    Ye best be doin' yer best to talk like a pirate YARR!!! I hark back to the ancient game of Kyrandia -- book 2 for a pirate poem to help ye scurvy dogs and scathy lasses celebrate the day all good pirates wait for all year:

    "No one barfs, much on the wharfs, but,
    rub-a-dub-b-dub.
    Up comes yer grub.
    HEAVE - heave,
    Ho-HO.
    Over the rail yer biscuits go!"

    YARRR!!!

    It make me reminisce about a story I know of a lovely sea wench --

    "I once dance with a tattooed lady,
    as I recall her name was pegleg Sadey,
    She could do things to ye with her one good arm,
    to make ye ferget about that thing on her neck!
    YARRR!!
     
  19. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    I'll have to remind everyone at school of this.


    or just talk like a pirate and confuse them...



    Yar, ye be playin' that woodblock, and it makes a noise thar make a grown man cry. Yar.
     
  20. EGT thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Yarrr, It be a wet ol' day up North and I be a right pain in the neck walking 'round talking like this.

    *we need a pirate smiley*

    Arghh
     

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  21. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Gar, it be a fine day on th' Black Jewel. The day be sunny and clear, perfect for me an' me mates to spot ships t' plunder.

    But th' landlubbers at me day job be lookin' at me a bit askew. Best t' break out th' cat o' nine tails to set 'em straight.
     
  22. atszyman macrumors 68020

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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.

    The barkeep takes one look and immediately asks "How can you stand to have that thing down the front of your pants?"

    To which the pirate responds, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
     
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  24. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Gar! It be a hot day, and me hearties be full o' thirst! Be ye sayin' that th' rum be kept from 'em? Aye and aye, if ye be sayin' that, me mates have a plank they be wantin' to show ye. Though, tis true, they be seein' two o' them now.
     
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