Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car

[killerrobot]

Well I'm pretty sure she could sleep with him and get all her sins absolved.

Yes I went there.

 

[BittenApple]

Did it go something like this?

 

[Sydde]

Wait, that wasn't the real Jesus... Right?

Of course not, we all know that the real Jesus died on the crosswalk.

 

[flopticalcube]

Of course not, we all know that the real Jesus died on the crosswalk.

groan.....

 

[RedTomato]

But seriously who names there child lord Jesus Christ (exept for the real Jesus of corse) how do u go through life like that.

IIRC Jesus was his name, and Christ was a honorific given to him later by his church. 'Jesus' itself means 'God delivers (or rescues)' so it would be a relatively normal name to give to a baby in turbulent times. It's still a common name in latin catholic countries.

 

[Dr Kevorkian94]

IIRC Jesus was his name, and Christ was a honorific given to him later by his church. 'Jesus' itself means 'God delivers (or rescues)' so it would be a relatively normal name to give to a baby in turbulent times. It's still a common name in latin catholic countries.

I know that but the thing I was referring to was the lord part and the christ part. I know many people are named Jesus. But this guys full name is lord Jesus Christ.

 

[Cheffy Dave]

Has anyone seen his dad?

LMAOAWMP

 

[Gasu E.]

"Brittany Cantarella" LOL what a stupid name

 

[Jaro65]

The second coming is a lot less elaborate than I had been led to believe.

ROFL!