Lube™... Coming To A Theater Near You.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iGary, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. iGary Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #1
    So we go to see Hollywoodland (don't bother) and the commercials come on.

    (Remember when we were surprised when they only showed one, now they show 15 minutes worth?).

    Anyway after the animated Coke commercial..

    [​IMG]

    That's right - KY fracking jelly.

    Lube.


    LUBE!


    Good lord, what next?

    And yes, I'm totally serious, they had a KY commercial at the theater.
     
  2. Lau Guest

    #2
    Heheheheheheheh. Fantastic.

    How did they word it? I imagine it to be all vague and cagey, like "feminine hygiene" products. "Are you a bit arid....down there?!". :p
     
  3. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #3
    It was a husband and wife sitting in bed, he was reading the paper, and I think she was looking at the bottle of lube™. She looked at the lube™, looked at him, he raised his eyebrows...

    They tried to bill it as "massage enhancer and personal lubricant."

    I laughed my ass off through the whole thing, as did half the theater.
     
  4. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2004
  5. Allotriophagy macrumors 6502a

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2006
    #5
    Arid AND cold? Suffer from anal tundra? Then you need...KY WARMING JELLY.

    Grim stuff.

    Their normal KY Jelly in liquid form is very good though - a little goes a long way. Or so I read on the internet.
     
  6. DeSnousa macrumors 68000

    DeSnousa

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2005
    Location:
    Brisbane, Australia
    #6
    We have had those ads on Australian tv for a while, although they were on during the wee hours (11pm+). It might of been earlier actually, I can't remember :eek:

    Edit: What movie did you watch ;)
     
  7. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #7
    Movie theater, though - not a dirty or even remotely sexual movie...

    LUBE!!!

    WTF!!!OMG111BBQLUBORZ
     
  8. Lau Guest

    #8
    I'm pissing myself laughing here at the thought a) of you laughing at it in the cinema, and b) the thought of if I saw a lube advert here and how much I would laugh after lube mentionings here.

    I think they should be more direct with these things.

    "Chafes a bit, does it? Buy KY" :p

    Actually a

    I<3
    NY

    style t-shirt as

    I<3
    KY

    would be rather fab.
     
  9. Chundles macrumors G4

    Chundles

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2005
  10. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

    SilentPanda

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2002
    Location:
    The Bamboo Forest
    #10
    Are you sure you were in a theater showing Hollywood land? :p
     
  11. iGary thread starter Guest

    iGary

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    Randy's House
    #11
    Unfortunately, yes, and OMG did it suck.

    I blame Rob. He wanted to lure me out of my self loathing over some badly stitched panos and my current hatred of some clients...

    I loves me some lube. :p
     
  12. Lau Guest

    #12
    Excellent! :D Perfect and simple.
     
  13. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

    2nyRiggz

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2005
    Location:
    Thank you Jah...I'm so Blessed
    #13
    He he...:D ....thats never fun...so I heard.




    Bless
     
  14. cait-sith macrumors regular

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2004
    Location:
    canada
    #14
    I saw that commercial while watching TV with my girlfriend's mom.

    Awkward.
     
  15. StealthRider macrumors 65816

    StealthRider

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2002
    Location:
    Yokosuka, Japan
    #15
    Now, of course, we have to ask...
    What the hell were you doing watching TV with your girlfriend's mom?!:p
     
  16. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

    Joined:
    May 2, 2005
    #16
    I shouldn't be giggling this much at an ad. :)


    I wonder how awkward it would be to see that ad on a first date?
    Lots of cast-aside glances and cleared throats, I would think.
     
  17. iSaint macrumors 603

    iSaint

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Location:
    South Mississippi y'all, near the water!
    #17
    Wish I'd discovered this stuff when I was 14. :eek: :D
     
  18. Xander562 macrumors 68000

    Xander562

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2006
    #18
    wow, i always see those on TV as well, what's next?
     
  19. Dagless macrumors Core

    Dagless

    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2005
    Location:
    Fighting to stay in the EU
    #19
    You go to a theatre to watch a play, you go to a cinema to watch films/movies. :p
     
  20. scem0 macrumors 604

    scem0

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2002
    Location:
    back in NYC!
    #20
    hah. Was it the warming stuff? Eek, I hate that stuff. It's so uncomfortable.

    Although I do like KY a lot, but just the regular stuff :). They should start showing dildo commercials and call them 'prostate massagers' and make it totally non-sexual.

    e
     

Share This Page