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Discussion in 'Community' started by carbonmotion, Feb 25, 2004.
Does it matter?
Show him you're a true Mac user: grow up and let go. This kind of argument can't go anywhere good...
Send him a fake notice from the university saying that he is being investigated for academic dishonesty (with his record on truth, this reasonable) and that he is expected to show up to _____ Hall (pick a building that is as far as possible from his dorm) at 6:45 AM on a Saturday morning for the hearing.
Send him a fake email saying the College is going to be doing spot checks for porn and warez on all the IT Majors machines.
Maybe you should concentrate on your studies (esp. English) instead of seeking trivial revenge.
Get a brown paper bag and put dog poo in it.
Put on his doorstep, light on fire and ring door bell and run away.
Sleep with his mother.
Bingo, enough said. my g5 may crash but i slept with your mom so how bout that.
Don't bother with him. He sounds like the type of person who always thinks that they are right. You will NEVER convince him otherwise.
One bit of satisfaction is that this will cause him major problems latter on in his life and hopefully he will suffer. Although you probably won't ever know what happend to him keep in mind that he will run into problems.
So basically tell him he's a loser and walk away, or sleep with his Mother.
You guys are giving some awsome ideas!Keep them coming!
tell him your real proud of his IT job. takes a lot of work to keep computers that dont work right in order. you dont have to know to much to get those jobs anymore, its like being kazaa certified instead of A+ now.
Re: Lying sack of Dog dung!!!! DIE! SOB! DIE!
well he obviously doesn't know his stuff then does he???
okay, that's the funniest thing i've ever seen on macrumors. and that's saying a lot....
i think we should have a "revenge" forum, where we can discuss revenge without all these downers talking about how it's wrong...
i'd go for the university-notice method. but, ah, i might do that the G5 notwithstanding... cause it's fun to **** with people sometimes
Either way he'll know what platform not to disrespect.
Aren't there more imporant things to do in life than hate someone else's computer?
Murder? Or just do his mom in his bed, in his dorm, that would be a pisser. And make sure he walks in on you guys.
Yes, like ploting how to get back at people that hate your computer.
Fine latest XP remote hack
Find his IP.
Deploy the latest exploit/hack/whatever.
Wouldn't be better to sleep with his sister? Or how about both. Now that would be good, especially if you slap a nice big Apple sticker on their asses afterwards.
I have to agree with him.
I've had more crashes with Panther in the past 2 months than I have had with XP since I bought my PC, 1+ years ago.
Panther was released way too early, it is buggy, there is no doubt about that. Sure some people don't have any bugs at all, but that doesn't change the fact that thousands of people are experiencing tons of bugs. I had to uninstall Panther and go back to Jaguar because my computer crashed too much. I couldn't perform simple operations like burning a CD. This is with the default apple equipment by the way.
Yeah, I could have clean installed Panther, but I bought my iMac off eBay and it didn't come with the Panther CD(s). In addition, a clean install should not have been necessary in the first place.
I have no doubt in my mind that the dual 2Ghz Macs crashed more (with panther) than Windows XP machines. I can attest to this personally.
Paul, you rock. Great response to a great post.
Ok, ignore my above post.
There's a (harmless) chemical that will make his urine turn blue. Give him some of that and make sure you go the bathroom at the same time as him... Perhaps some chemists can tell us what the chemical is.
Failing that, poor some laxative in his coffee before your next exam.
Infect the school with myDOOM. That'll show em who's boss.