Seriously guys don't give up on your machine so easily..
I actually frequent other places on the web but joined today simply to add some feedback to this thread. It was very helpful to me.
I had the exact symptoms that many of you describe above.
My Core Duo 17" MBP is definitely a "Friday" machine.
USB has always been flakey on it, the LCD has a vertical line that comes and goes, and well, it's always been poorly. This particular machine is the only Mac I have ever used in the field for work in environments that are dirty and hot, and has more than paid for itself, so I put it's quirks down to it's relatively hard life compared to my other more cosseted Macs.
In a nut shell I was running Parallels, had gone to lunch, came back and the screen had gone to sleep. Which is strange as I don't actually have it set to go to sleep.
I use synergy to share a mouse and keyboard between this Mac and my almost 10 year old original 17" PB, which is still going strong as a home server. I tried to SSH in, and all the usual stuff but my machine was well and truly in the land of nod.
I ended up finding the exact same symptoms as everyone here.
Screen blank.
Lid light on full when lid closed.
Lid light dim when lip open.
No chime. DVD clicks. Won't boot at all.
I tried all the tricks I know.
In the end I was trying many different combinations of holding the power button down with no battery in, no mains attached etc.
Tried to boot with no battery.
And so on.. I spent a good 25 - 30 minutes doing that and reading horror stories on the web..
About a month ago I picked up a new Unibody 17" simply because I knew this machine was on the way out... So I was very happy that I had done that, but still sad to see a dead MBP sitting next to a brand new 17" and an original 17" from yester-year both screaming along happily.. The build quality on those first G4 17" PBs is something Apple should take a real long hard look at, and try to get back to.
I also have a lot of work from the last two days on the HD in this machine and did not fancy ripping it apart to re-house the HD.
So I persevered.
1. Get rid of the PSU.
2. Get rid of the battery.
3. Do the >10 second thing on the Power Button with everything off.
4. Take all the RAM out. (This was what made the difference IMO).
5. Do the >10 second thing with the Power Button again.
6. Have a cup of coffee.
7. Do the >10 second thing with the Power Button again.
(I have to wonder if whatever that does takes a lot longer to drain / clear the PMU than Apple thinks.)
8. Stick the RAM back in.
9. Stick the battery in.
10. Connect the power.
11. Blow on your fingers, and fire her up.. et voila: Your Mac is back.
Hope that helps some people anyway.
Peace.