MacRumors dream

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  1. sonofslim macrumors 6502a

    sonofslim

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    so i had this dream last night where i went to a big MacRumors picnic -- "meet the face behind the 'tar" and whatnot -- and i decided to get enterprising and start charging a small fee to serve as a one-man valet service, parking cars. then i got a $700 ticket for breaking every traffic law you can possibly break within a parking lot.

    just thought i'd share.
     
  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    haha! wow, don't think I've ever had a MR dream....so who's cars did you park? and who were the big tippers?

    D :D
     
  3. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    so who did u meet?

    and what's the significance of $700?
     
  4. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    if i was there, i probably spent the night trying to talk to true777 while simultaneously running from vniow, who was being stalked by mymemory. heh...

    i need a mac rumors dream, too.
     
  5. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    and while I dream about things like new cameras & women...

    shadowfax wants to dream about MR... :eek: ;)
     
  6. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    well, i'm always dreaming about women... and cars... a mac rumor dream would be good break from the norm. besides, it can still be a mac rumors dream about cars and women...
     
  7. sonofslim thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    everyone was using their real names, so unless i'm psychic or very lucky, i don't think any MR names were used.

    but it is odd that yesterday i posted something in the black amex card thread about millionaires and their valets.

    anyone out there drive a big red winnebago? other salient details for you to analyze: there were chocolate donuts; and i skipped town without going to court or paying the ticket.
     
  8. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    mmm, chocolate caked donuts... were they glazed?
     
  9. sonofslim thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    of course they were glazed! my subconscious isn't so odd as to leave the glaze off my brain-donuts.

    i know someone introduced themselves with their handle... i just can't remember who it was!
     
  10. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    "Hi, I'm Mr. Anderson"?
     
  11. sonofslim thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    yeah, that was it! and then he strapped me to a table and implanted a bug in my stomach, and then the most charming band of cyber-misfits took me in a spaceship to the underground city of zion!

    er... no, sorry, i'm confusing the movies with my dreams again. must stop eating donuts before bedtime.
     
  12. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    Now that's very quotable! :D
     
  13. Flowbee macrumors 68030

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    Mmmm... brain-donuts!
     
  14. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Re: MacRumors dream

    Who is the lucky Member's car that got raped in the parking lot by you, the valet. ;)

    After watching Ferris Bueller, the dreams of violating a car in the valet lot, does seem worthwhile.
     
  15. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    I don't know if I like the idea of being in your MR dream.....;)

    D
     
  16. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    at least none of the mac rumors members got pillaged, raped, or otherwise violated in your dream.... right?
     
  17. sonofslim thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    aren't y'all glad this isn't CreepyPornRumors.com?
     
  18. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Maybe the MacRumors Picture thread prompted his dream. I don't drive, so if I was there, I wonder how I got there?
     
  19. shadowfax macrumors 603

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    you must have arrived by plane, on foot, or in a taxi. or maybe you just sprouted wings and flew on over. it is a dream, after all, and wouldn't you do just about anything for glazed chocolate caked brain-doughnuts?
     
  20. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    Re: MacRumors dream

    -Calling Dr. Freud! Dr. Freud! Ok, Dr. Jung - you can come too...
     
  21. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    well it was columbus day right? so it'd fit with the theme....
     
  22. idea_hamster macrumors 65816

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    Re: MacRumors dream

    I like this idea -- one ticket with a violate-in-bulk rate for the volume offender.

    "Avoid the hassle of hundreds of court appearances with our new Not-A-Single-Car-In-The-Lines Special! For $699 plus a one-time $1 membership fee you too can park like that:
    snot-nosed CEO
    lazy handicapped wanna-be
    arrogant fuzz
    NYC diplomat
    that you always wanted to be!"

    Limit one per customer. Not valid in all municipalities. May not be combined with any civil liberties that may be left after application of Patriot Act.
     
  23. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    -Damn Hammy

    You really have the wheel a spinning today huh?
     
  24. idea_hamster macrumors 65816

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    *skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*skweeky*
     
  25. Macmaniac macrumors 68040

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    Some one has been staring at Macrumors for too long... give your brain a rest, maybe go golfing:)
     

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