Macs & Comedians

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  1. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

    eyelikeart

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    #1
    ok...so it's not really about Macs & comedians...but comedians are good right?

    I'm gonna start it off with a quote from the ever-cynical Dennis Leary...

    "We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets in the chest...Yoko Ono was standing right next to him...not 1 f***king bullet!!" :eek: :D
     
  2. Taft macrumors 65816

    Taft

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    Only one comedian could possibly be at the top of my list.


    Brian Regan!!!!!

    By far the best comedian I have ever heard in my life. If you want to laugh your rear off, pick up his CD, Brian Regan Live.

    Taft
     
  3. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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  4. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    Here is one I kind of thought up myself, well, a little Millionaire. It's a bit long.

    So there is this woman with a hearing impairment watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and playing Poker with her husband, a mob guy, at a pub. So the two are playing a game of 5-Card Stud High-Lo, where a high or low hand wins the game. The husband is trying to get her attention to deal the cards while she is trying to listen to Millionaire. Eventually, after he repeats himself about 4 times the wife deals the cards. She yells really loud "SHOULD I DEAL ANOTHER?" The husband keeps trying to tell her to keep dealing the cards for each ante. But after each ante she keeps yelling really loud, asking if she should deals another. The whole room becomes silent, as everyone is looking at her. The only thing making noise is the TV with Millionaire. Eventually, after the two ante for the last time the husband shows what he has. "Straight: Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5." The wife looks at him a little confused and asks him: "IS THAT YOUR HIGH-LO HAND, SIR?" :D

    Again, that was purely made up. Although if it wasn't for Regis this joke wouldn't be here.
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  5. teabgs macrumors 68030

    teabgs

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    What about Eye....he said he didnt care about post count..HAHAHAHAHAA
    ;)

    that's pretty funny right?

    *crickets*

    guys?

    :(

    It's kinda funny?


    :(
     
  6. spuncan macrumors 6502

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    Probably my fav. is Chris Rock, Denis Leary, or Matt Groening and his writers.
    The best was the simpsons episode where homer becomes a child care person. Ned is going out to a "Chirstian Rock Concert" when he comes back he says "Well I've never heard a preacher use that many explitives during a hymn" Those of u who didn't see it Ned went to a Chris Rock concert that he mistook for Christian Rock.
     
  7. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

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    george carlin

    "Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
    for strip-mined mountans majesty,
    above the asphalt plains.
    Americia, Americia, man sheds his waste on thee,
    and hides the pines, with bilbord signs,
    from ses to oily sea"
     
  8. kishba macrumors 6502a

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    huh?

    ps: i think teabgs should be the DGVPG Comedian :)
     
  9. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

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    Re: Macs & Comedians

    why god why? now we have to put up with another twenty f***ing years of aaahhhhh
     
  10. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

    Mr. Anderson

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    I'm quite partial to Monty Python, actually. Just bought Life Of Brian on DVD

    People's Front for Judea? No the Judean People's Front....

    Quotes from there movies and skits are almost endless.
     
  11. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    The end rhymes with "is that your final answer"....:rolleyes:

    hmmm....I've always wanted to do standup
    NOOCH
     
  12. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

    eyelikeart

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    teabgs gets tomatoes & trash thrown at him....he's booed off the stage... ;)
     
  13. irmongoose macrumors 68030

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    GEORGE CARLIN ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D






    irmongoose
     
  14. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    are the tomatoes ripe? cause if they are at least I can make a mean marinara!

    bring it on brotha man! NOOCH
    ;)
     
  15. kishba macrumors 6502a

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    i can sense right now that eye will regret he EVER posted this thread... along with everyone else on macrumors
     
  16. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    you want some too? Cause I'll send winky after you....


    IF you wanna play nice the sauce is almost ready and I'm gonna put some spagetti up....

    after the shower that is...time to clean my arse and scrub my pits

    :D

    NOOCH
     
  17. kishba macrumors 6502a

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    i think i'll throw other vegetables at teabgs instead... perhaps spinach.... ha! make a joke out of that one...

    err scratch that... popeye is just too obvious...

    how about carrots? or onions? or lima beans?
     
  18. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    nope...rotten...soft...nasty...smelly...

    only the best for u teabgs...he he he ;)
     
  19. eyelikeart thread starter Moderator emeritus

    eyelikeart

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    I think this one has the potential to be a long-running thread...

    and if everyone doesn't post in it...I'll sling poop on them all!!! :D :eek:
     
  20. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    Well the onions go in the sauce with the nasty rancid tomatoes (thanx eye) ;)

    The carrots i'll eat to improve my eyesight...
    maybe no more glasses for reading?

    And as for the lima beans....those are yucky. and poo flingin is just around the corner if you stay all up on my grill with those things...
     
  21. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

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    im glad you aggree. carlin is briliant, a genius, a prophet, a man before his time.
     
  22. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    Carlin, Rock...Monty Python.

    I'll bring up Jack Black as well, though I'm not sure many of you will agree...:D
     
  23. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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    Jack Black is pretty funny. Monty Python rules though
    The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!!
     
  24. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

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    jack black is another good one. also Robin Williams had some good earlyer stuff and so did Steve Martin. some of Bill Crosby's work is good too.
     
  25. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    Jack black in the context of Tenacious D is Fu¢in awesome!


    as an actor he's so damn funny too...but with the band, genius....

    I've been listening to "the d" for 2 years now....way before their album...
     

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