Mad Jew Bot?

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  1. MacBoobsPro macrumors 603

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    First of all if Mad Jew is not happy about this thread I will gladly erase it. But I thought it was quite funny and got me thinking...

    Is Mad Jew really just a robot that is programmed to machine gun the forums with posts at a rate of about 3 per minute? :D

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  2. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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  3. bartelby macrumors Core

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    MJ isn't just one person!

    It's a small group of warped Aussies, that allows the MJ entity to post rapidly and hump legs at the same time.
     
  4. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    I don't know whether to be frightened or inspired. :cool:
     
  5. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    I like the robot theory the best. :D Imagine a 'Bender like' robot drinking beer and burping fire while destroying keyboard after keyboard from incesent typing.

    EDIT: Boobs are great arent they MJ!
     
  6. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

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    I suppose if MJ was a robot, he'd be one of those pneumatic sex machines that I'm not allowed to post a link to. :D
     
  7. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    The revolutions would have to be pretty quick to allow him to type as fast as he does. :D
     
  8. gekko513 macrumors 603

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    It has to be a very smart robot that's able to help 10 newbies in 30 minutes while the rest of us chatter on about emo music and such.
     
  9. zelmo macrumors 603

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    Odd. I don't think I've even noticed this mad jew guy/gal before.:confused:
     
  10. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    he just types fast. he doesn't actually read anything here.
     
  11. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    Maybe he's psychic and types out the answers before people think of the questions... then posts them en masse.
     
  12. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Doesn't take much to open 10 tabs in Safari and type "Repair Permissions" then hit the Reply button on each one.
     
  13. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    :D

    Repair permissions is in most people clipboards waiting to be pasted ASAP.
     
  14. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Mad Jew's bot is a work of art. Or so I've been told.
     
  15. kretzy macrumors 604

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    But it's also very large, I've been told. As a result he is able to stop the rest of us posting my blocking up our national interweb tubes.
     
  16. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Tubes? You have tubes? We only have one tube here and it's more like an intarweb capillary.
     
  17. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    As his avatar depicts, the hapless newbies posting innocent questions in the hardware and software sub-forums are fresh, untouched fields of tender grass to mad jew bot. He voraciously grazes on them to meet his daily quota. :)

    luv ya bunches! x0x0x0
     
  18. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Yeah, who is this MJ person?

    Maybe some newbie trying to get his post count up! ;) :p :D
     
  19. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    I like boobs, I like Mad Jew, can I come play? :)
     
  20. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    Sure you can. Do you have any boobs to bring to the party? Theres a 2 boob minimum.
     
  21. Max Payne macrumors 6502a

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    mad jew:
    Total Posts: 20,848
    Join Date: 04-03-2004

    If he is newbie, who am I? :eek:
     
  22. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    I'm usually able to scrounge some up, even though I don't have any of my own. :eek:

    Or, erm, did you mean that I have to rub at least two boobs? Cuz if you're providing, I can arrange for that. ;) Well, unless they're scary boobs. :eek:
     
  23. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    Sorry its a Bring your own boobz party. No boobs no party!

    Im exempt as Im the host. :D
     
  24. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Hmm, okay, MacBoobs Pro. I see that we're about to get into the discussion of whether there's suitable differentiation between the lines of "consumer" boobs and the more "professional" boobs. I personally prefer my boobs flesh-colored rather than aluminum, though, so I'm going to back away. :D
     
  25. MacBoobsPro thread starter macrumors 603

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    Yeh a headless, 'midrange' set of boobs doesnt appeal to me.
     
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