Make Another Ordinary Photo Ridiculous with a Caption

Discussion in 'Picture Gallery' started by browserman, May 27, 2004.

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    Thiank up a caption - as ridiculous as possible. :D
     
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    Yes, I'd like to return these executive Jesus shoes. They appear to be deffective. As you can see, they appear to sink in water ... :eek:
     
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    I'm trying to teach my cat to **** in my shoes.
     
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    Yeah, Bob just burst into flames. This is all that's left ...
     
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    What the hell and I supposed to do with these? I already have a pair.
     
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    two words: airport security.

    ... I have to stop now. :D
     
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    This proves even corporate management can qualify for the stinky feet competition.
     
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    No sir, YOU don't understand- this IS my stool sample.
     
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    The other guys at the office kept hazing frank. But the shoe prank went just a tad too far, and was he ever pissed.
     
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    "Now the next step in your Mafia training, gentlemen, is to pour in the cement."
     
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    No Frank!!! I said bring BOOZE for the office party!
     
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    Lawrence was not amused that someone from Accounts had glued his shoes into a plastic box. He presumed this was retaliation for the infamous goldfish last year. He accepted his fate with good grace.
     
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    Watson.... Its only a suspect if there are feet inside.

    This is the first in our beach-ready wingtip line.

    If the shoe fits, steal it, wear it, and return it for a refund.

    Do I look like I like them?

    I'm... too sexy for my shoes...

    Spit shine? How barbaric.

    Are you ready for the second course?

    Now you can have dishpan feet too!

    I'm cultivating toe-cheese samples.

    I said Jordan's, you numbskull!

    This is your feet on drugs.

    Cows, can eat 'em, can't walk without 'em.

    My dear sir, I'm a dishwasher.

    Our new line of designer waterproof shoe-boxes!
     
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    It's a lousy cafeteria, but I was hungry and they only had two left, so I took them both.
     
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    Are these the WMD that you have been looking for?
     
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    Housing projects for old ladies with numerous children. Now available in a deluxe Executive model
     
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    Your uncle, the Wicked Warlock of the Northeast died. He would have wanted you to have these. :rolleyes:
     
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    It's simple, really. We just put these in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes.

    Coming up next on "Cooking with Suits"...
     
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    While Martha's away, i'll be filling in. Today we will make filet of sole.
     
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    'Right, Ms Carshalton, would you please bring Mr Jobs his kick-in the-***-boots? Some fool here has mistakenly published our top secret new gadget on our website again.'
     
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    forget the shoes. You ought to see where he keeps his underwear.
     

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