Make fun of vehicles

Discussion in 'Picture Gallery' started by edesignuk, Mar 10, 2005.

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    No too complicated :D

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    Regarding H2s...

    This is all you need.

    hah.

    I honestly can't say I mind them though. I wouldn't drive or buy one, but if someone else wants to...
     
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    h2s are crap imo

    we need to make fun of the Porche Cayanne though, thats a POS SUV as well

    heck all SUVs suck really
     
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    HAHAHAHA. i hate the H2 and it seems to me (at least in my town) that short women (no affence) drive it and of course add the 20" + Rims on it :rolleyes:
     
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    What the hell... :D
     
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    Funny thought though, the VW chassis that the Cayanne is based on is rather good at going off road.

    The Touareg is probably the only SUV I would ever consider driving.
     
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    We could make fun of the mini cooper....

    jk ;)
     
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    Go for it. It's nothing personal, just some photoshop fun :)
     
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    Very nice job! That is actually so good it doesn't even look like a PS job :eek:


    ...or is that just a pic of your city run around? :p ;)
     
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    hahah that was great!!!
     
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    No it's not... very nice of you to say but the type is crooked.

    Still... why spend more than a couple of minutes on it especially as I'm home from work and trying to not open up any graphic apps... blown that little rule already.
     
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    While we are making fun of the Hummer..................check out this little twisted commercial: Hummer movie


    Here's a link to their main site: mindbomb

    They even have a little jab at the PC users. Check out the "Built To F**K Up" film, it makes you glad you bought a Mac. :p
     
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    Hmn. The Porsche SUV is one of...maybe 3 SUV that I think are actually cool.

    It is a bit...shiny...but the thing can hang with a Range Rover in off-roading...the vertical suspension travel distance in 4wd low is something like 3 feet per wheel! The 4WD will put 95% or more of the torque to any ONE wheel if it detects the need. It's much more capable than the Tahoe-based H2.

    It also happens to be capable of 170 mph in Turbo form. It's faster than most "sports" cars even though it weighs something like 3 tons.

    The only problem is that you wouldn't want to scratch it. And you get 10 mpg or something stupidly low.

    Obscene? yes. Too much? yes. Posing? Not on your life.
     
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    heh heh, I must just be easily impressed then...or need my eyes testing. Looks good to me.
     
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    that's actually a jab at IBM...you know, the guys who make all the G5 processors?

    You bought an IBM.

    :)
     
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    Hmmm... doesn't look like it's crashed every time it's been driven... I must therefore conclude that either the owner knows of an exceptionally good body shop or that it's never been used.
     
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    Something I've always wondered....

    Exactly HOW small does your penis need to be to make you drive a Hummer? :p
     
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    I know, I know ;) ............ They are mostly an anti-television/consumer culture group that takes commercials and tweaks them to take on the barrage of advertising that hits us everyday.

    Edit: and IBM isn't blameless in the whole Gary Kildall vs Bill Gates affair that brought us the wonderful world of windows on just about every personal computer.

    That being said I love my IBM G5. :D
     
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    Just because some drives a Hummer doesn't mean their self conscience about themselves. Other than the fact that they are bad on gas and what not, I see no problems with Hummers, if you're into big vehicles. I wouldn't mind driving one just try it out. I think their nice vehicles, again, if you like big vehicles or like going off road or something.
     
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    I think you just nailed the problem, friend. Being into "big" vehicles that much at all indicates the inferiority complex--the Hummers are just the cream of the Napoleonic crop. The Hummer guys (and gals) are just the ones who are leading the large-consumer-vehicle pack, and even need that status symbol to such an extreme that they don't even think twice about the gas problem.
     
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    i think the hummer is a waste.. why did you put those two cars in it, the civic nd prius? They are good cars.,.or maybe i didnt catch ur sarcasm??
     
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    Car number 2 is so well geared to the eco-freaks it's surprising that it still lacks a built-in bong.
     
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    While I'm messing around... :p
     
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    i don't know what everyone's problem with hummers is. i drive a hummer... i also buy food to throw it away, refuse to wear clothes twice and drop all bills less than $5 (because it's not worth the pocket-space to save them). Sure gas was a problem at first, but then I just bought a gas station, it's so much easier.

    Oh, wait, that's right... I'm poor, not stupid.
     

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