Man bites panda after panda bites man.

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  1. runplaysleeprun macrumors 6502a

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    I guess this qualifies as one of those great "Man bites dog" stories.

    linkey
     
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    He'd only had 4 pints!!!!:eek:

    I want some of that beer!!!!!:D :D :D
     
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    I just knew you'd be weighing in, you carnivore you. :)

    Biting a poor drunken man when he only wanted to give you a hug.

    Meanie.
     
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    *Gnaws into an apple*
     
  7. runplaysleeprun thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    He first wanted to shake his hand. He was being polite before getting all personal with the hug. perfectly sensible.
     
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    You're not the first to eat me.
     
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  11. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

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    Most animal habitats have fences to keep animals from getting out, not to keep people from getting in. Also not all zoos across the world have the same type of protection. I know in some zoos in Eastern Europe it's not hard to get swiped by a lion.

    To be fair, I thought his extended hand was going for my bamboo.
     
  12. gauchogolfer macrumors 603

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    Evidently he jumped over a 'waist high barrier'. Not exactly Fort Knox...
     
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    I bet he's just a lightweight.
     
  14. rockthecasbah macrumors 68020

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    how could someone bite a panda and morally have no regret? I could never, even intoxicated like that fellow, bite such a poor sweet creature. They have enough problems not being able to reproduce to sustain their population numbers (sorry to hear that, SilentPanda :D ), they don't need a fellow biting them..
     
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    I would have poked its eyes out.
     
  16. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    According to the article, he wasn't actually successful in biting the panda. Too much fur. If that's not a hint for a certain member to shave, I don't know what is :D
     
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    It was about time someone bite back. should of taken a chunk out of him....WILD MAN! first at 10.



    Bless
     
  19. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    What's good for the Gu is good for the panderer.
     
  20. MacFan25863 macrumors 6502a

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    Maybe he thought it would taste like Panda Express?
     
  21. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    What is this, open mic night? :rolleyes:
     
  22. satty macrumors 6502

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    Poor Panda

    I've been at the Beijing Zoo begin of this year. The picture linked to the yahoo article is most likely not taken at the zoo. You can see the barrier in the background, it's not very high at all. Btw: The Panda cage is by far the best one of all animals in the zoo and, if you like animals, it can be very depressing to go there.
     

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  23. fuzzwud macrumors regular

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    I would bite back if a stranger startled me awake ... I think.
     
  24. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    LOL :D There is only one way to find out.... ;) :D
     

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